madness thinking

Date: 25-08-2013 6:58 pm (8 years ago) | Author: Adekunle kolawole
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- at 25-08-2013 06:58 PM (8 years ago)
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RAZINESS :- Is when you buy BLACKBERRY PORSCHE of #350,000 and landlord dey pursue your mama cos of 12k HOUSE RENT for village.

FAITH :- Is using the last money on you to buy wallet.

STUPIDITY :- Is having SIX BIG CARS while living in a rented apartment ( Eko for SHOW, Lagos mumu ) .

WEALTH :- Is when you buy a first class return ticket to UK just to pick up a forgotten wrist watch ( Money speaking ).

WASTAGE :- Is buying a big MANSION at Asokoro in Abuja and only your Mai-guard and House Maid dey live there ( Political armed robber ).

TROUBLE :- Is slapping a soldier in front of a quater guard in a barracks ( You may not live well enough to tell the story ).

IRONY :- Is having the chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sport ( He cannot come and die na ).

FOOLISHNESS :- Is taking a #5,000 cab to watch a film of #1,000 at Eko Hotel...( Abegiii! Why you no fit wait for the pirated copy now ).

LOVE :- Is buying suya for your girlfriend while you eat only the onions with tears rushing from your eye ( You love her abi??? Hunger never deal with you ).

MADNESS :- Is when a lady flirts with a Rich HIV/AIDS victim so as to get money to buy BRAZILLIAN HAIR ( Hmmm....Life don tire you abi??? ).

DIRTINESS :- Is when Cockroach, Rat, Ant, Spider becomes your Roommates and you say '' God created them for a purpose '' ( Na lie! Na money wey you go use buy trap, insecticide no dey ).


Posted: at 25-08-2013 06:58 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
- jossy4reall at 26-08-2013 07:39 AM (8 years ago)
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PB4:- Is when u posted what has been posted hia before or before before

Posted: at 26-08-2013 07:39 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 26-08-2013 01:29 PM (8 years ago)
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hehehehehhe. very funny. made my day
Posted: at 26-08-2013 01:29 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- francischi at 26-08-2013 04:10 PM (8 years ago)
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na ur type

Posted: at 26-08-2013 04:10 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 27-08-2013 03:59 PM (8 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 27-08-2013 03:59 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 28-08-2013 05:50 AM (8 years ago)
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Ok but.....

Posted: at 28-08-2013 05:50 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Toks-E at 28-08-2013 05:52 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 26-08-2013 07:39 AM
PB4:- Is when u posted what has been posted hia before or before before

Posted: at 28-08-2013 05:52 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 28-08-2013 11:00 AM (8 years ago)
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u say?
Posted: at 28-08-2013 11:00 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 28-08-2013 07:01 PM (8 years ago)
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she say

Posted: at 28-08-2013 07:01 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 29-08-2013 08:57 AM (8 years ago)
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MY EYE WAN BLOCK
Posted: at 29-08-2013 08:57 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 29-08-2013 12:22 PM (8 years ago)
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abeg fin me spirit make i take open her eyes

Posted: at 29-08-2013 12:22 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- koliano4me at 29-08-2013 12:56 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 26-08-2013 07:39 AM
PB4:- Is when u posted what has been posted hia before or before before
dat is y ur brain still dsame
 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-08-2013 12:56 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- francischi at 29-08-2013 01:05 PM (8 years ago)
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 Undecided

Posted: at 29-08-2013 01:05 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 29-08-2013 01:29 PM (8 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 29-08-2013 01:29 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 29-08-2013 02:05 PM (8 years ago)
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mechi iheahu jor

Posted: at 29-08-2013 02:05 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 29-08-2013 05:19 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: francischi on 26-08-2013 04:10 PM
na ur type
see ur mouth
Posted: at 29-08-2013 05:19 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- francischi at 29-08-2013 05:23 PM (8 years ago)
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wetin do my mouth   Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 29-08-2013 05:23 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 30-08-2013 06:43 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: koliano4me on 29-08-2013 12:56 PM
dat is y ur brain still dsame
 Grin Grin Grin

still beta dan ur scattered brain

Posted: at 30-08-2013 06:43 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 30-08-2013 03:46 PM (8 years ago)
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 Huh?

Posted: at 30-08-2013 03:46 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 31-08-2013 06:05 AM (8 years ago)
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confirmed

Posted: at 31-08-2013 06:05 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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