OLD AGE..... NA FUN......

Date: 28-06-2009 9:06 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Glory John
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- at 28-06-2009 09:06 PM (14 years ago)
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An older couple was lying in bed one night.
The husband was falling a sleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk.
 
She said, "You use to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me."
 
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
 
Thirty seconds later she said. "Then you use to bite my neck".
 
Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
 
"Where are you going ?" she asked.
 
"TO GET MY TEETH..!!!"

Posted: at 28-06-2009 09:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- coolguys235 at 28-06-2009 10:09 PM (14 years ago)
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thatz was fun actually ............ dont worry u will soon get there
Posted: at 28-06-2009 10:09 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheenor at 28-06-2009 11:36 PM (14 years ago)
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funnieee
Posted: at 28-06-2009 11:36 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 29-06-2009 12:01 AM (14 years ago)
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ok oooooooo
Posted: at 29-06-2009 12:01 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- efe2004 at 29-06-2009 11:44 AM (14 years ago)
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but u neva mention hw old dey were........... d man no eat........ Huh?......... well gud 1 any way
Posted: at 29-06-2009 11:44 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- teeco at 29-06-2009 11:51 AM (14 years ago)
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keep it up........
Posted: at 29-06-2009 11:51 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- favourtee at 29-06-2009 11:59 AM (14 years ago)
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Lmao ..funnny
Posted: at 29-06-2009 11:59 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 29-06-2009 12:02 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: favourtee on 29-06-2009 11:59 AM
Lmao ..funnny
Nice
Posted: at 29-06-2009 12:02 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- favourtee at 29-06-2009 12:05 PM (14 years ago)
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thanks
Posted: at 29-06-2009 12:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 29-06-2009 12:06 PM (14 years ago)
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ya
Posted: at 29-06-2009 12:06 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- favourtee at 29-06-2009 12:08 PM (14 years ago)
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need to go soon
Posted: at 29-06-2009 12:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 29-06-2009 12:09 PM (14 years ago)
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go where Favour Huh?
Posted: at 29-06-2009 12:09 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- favourtee at 29-06-2009 12:12 PM (14 years ago)
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going for lunch
Posted: at 29-06-2009 12:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 29-06-2009 12:16 PM (14 years ago)
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ok that will not take more than 20min
Posted: at 29-06-2009 12:16 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kido123 at 29-06-2009 03:42 PM (14 years ago)
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funnie... though i think it has been posted b4.. still good anyway...
Posted: at 29-06-2009 03:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 29-06-2009 03:51 PM (14 years ago)
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shey u are the copyright detector do something
Posted: at 29-06-2009 03:51 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ironlady at 29-06-2009 03:53 PM (14 years ago)
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aiite
Posted: at 29-06-2009 03:53 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- kido123 at 29-06-2009 04:25 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: ironlady on 29-06-2009 03:53 PM
aiite

greek? Angry
Posted: at 29-06-2009 04:25 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 29-06-2009 04:27 PM (14 years ago)
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Na Spanish be dat so u fit understand
Posted: at 29-06-2009 04:27 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 29-06-2009 04:31 PM (14 years ago)
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thatz not spanish swahili............... Cool Tongue Tongue Roll Eyes
Posted: at 29-06-2009 04:31 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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