who owns the child?

Date: 29-06-2009 1:35 pm (14 years ago) | Author: kolawole idowu
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- at 29-06-2009 01:35 PM (14 years ago)
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A man and his wife are in court getting a Divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child.


The wife jumped up and said,

'You're Honor. I brought the child into this world with pain and labour. She should be in my custody.'


The judge turns to the husband and says,

'What do you have to say in your defense?

The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose.

'Your Honour, if I put my ATM card into a cash-dispensing Machine and the cash comes out...whose cash is it?...


'The machine's or mine?'


Please let me have your own view.









Posted: at 29-06-2009 01:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- teeco at 29-06-2009 02:16 PM (14 years ago)
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hehehe nice one kido............ keep it up...........
Posted: at 29-06-2009 02:16 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kido123 at 29-06-2009 02:18 PM (14 years ago)
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abi the pikin na ya own teeco?
Posted: at 29-06-2009 02:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 29-06-2009 02:21 PM (14 years ago)
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noo na your own Kido....since the money is ur own nt 4 the ATM machine.......then the child must be urs......hehehehehe
Posted: at 29-06-2009 02:21 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kido123 at 29-06-2009 03:40 PM (14 years ago)
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smart dude...
Posted: at 29-06-2009 03:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 29-06-2009 03:45 PM (14 years ago)
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keep it up.........
Posted: at 29-06-2009 03:45 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ironlady at 29-06-2009 03:54 PM (14 years ago)
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stripod
Posted: at 29-06-2009 03:54 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 29-06-2009 03:57 PM (14 years ago)
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 Kiss Kiss Kiss
Posted: at 29-06-2009 03:57 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ironlady at 29-06-2009 03:58 PM (14 years ago)
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muah
Posted: at 29-06-2009 03:58 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 29-06-2009 04:00 PM (14 years ago)
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 Kiss Kiss Kiss
Posted: at 29-06-2009 04:00 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ironlady at 29-06-2009 04:01 PM (14 years ago)
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.
Posted: at 29-06-2009 04:01 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 29-06-2009 04:02 PM (14 years ago)
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what's happening baby???
Posted: at 29-06-2009 04:02 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ironlady at 29-06-2009 04:03 PM (14 years ago)
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i need ma husband na
Posted: at 29-06-2009 04:03 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 29-06-2009 04:04 PM (14 years ago)
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I said am heree
Posted: at 29-06-2009 04:04 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kido123 at 29-06-2009 04:04 PM (14 years ago)
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ironlady ,small small na , abi how he dey do yu?  Tongue
Posted: at 29-06-2009 04:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 29-06-2009 04:06 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-06-2009 04:06 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ironlady at 29-06-2009 04:07 PM (14 years ago)
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.
Posted: at 29-06-2009 04:07 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 29-06-2009 04:08 PM (14 years ago)
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 Kiss Kiss Kiss
Posted: at 29-06-2009 04:08 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kido123 at 29-06-2009 04:10 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: ironlady on 29-06-2009 04:07 PM
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you don come here again with ur dots and i's ... i go wound pesin for here o   Angry
Posted: at 29-06-2009 04:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 29-06-2009 04:12 PM (14 years ago)
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oboy wetin be your own ni???
Posted: at 29-06-2009 04:12 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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