Be natural, or God won't recognise you

Date: 05-07-2009 5:52 pm (14 years ago) | Author: olabiran bolanle
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A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience.  Seeing God she asked, "is my time up?"God said, "No you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon hearing this, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have liposuction and a tummy tuck.  She even had someone change her hair color.  Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.She was released from the hospital.  While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by a car.



Arriving in front of God, she demanded,"I thought you said I had another 43 years?  Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the car?

"SCROLL DOWN....YOU'LL LOVE THIS!!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

God Replied,"I didn't recognize you."

Be natural and always thank God for the way He has made you. You are wonderfully and fearfully made and i love you just the way you are.
 

 

 

Posted: at 5-07-2009 05:52 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- stealth_biatch at 5-07-2009 05:57 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad

funny but sad ... and true too !!
Posted: at 5-07-2009 05:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 5-07-2009 06:58 PM (14 years ago)
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pitty
Posted: at 5-07-2009 06:58 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 5-07-2009 08:37 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 5-07-2009 08:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 6-07-2009 11:51 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 6-07-2009 11:51 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emmymth at 6-07-2009 12:56 PM (14 years ago)
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true
Posted: at 6-07-2009 12:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 6-07-2009 02:19 PM (14 years ago)
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Ok Nice one
Posted: at 6-07-2009 02:19 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Toinsauller at 6-07-2009 03:38 PM (14 years ago)
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Dis is wondaful men! Thumbs up. Is a message to someone! A lady to be straite. Kip it ril man!
Posted: at 6-07-2009 03:38 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dinho4lyf at 6-07-2009 03:44 PM (14 years ago)
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9ICE
Posted: at 6-07-2009 03:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 6-07-2009 03:45 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 6-07-2009 03:45 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 6-07-2009 03:57 PM (14 years ago)
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BULLSHIT...
Posted: at 6-07-2009 03:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 6-07-2009 04:03 PM (14 years ago)
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Passing
Posted: at 6-07-2009 04:03 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 6-07-2009 04:12 PM (14 years ago)
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STRAIGHT 2 BUSH
Posted: at 6-07-2009 04:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 6-07-2009 04:15 PM (14 years ago)
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ok show me the way
Posted: at 6-07-2009 04:15 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gbravo at 6-07-2009 04:16 PM (14 years ago)
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2 d forest
Posted: at 6-07-2009 04:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 6-07-2009 04:21 PM (14 years ago)
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ENDLESS PIT. I'M OFF TO FIELD, SEE YA
Posted: at 6-07-2009 04:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 6-07-2009 04:26 PM (14 years ago)
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Gbravo you must have been there so show me the road
Posted: at 6-07-2009 04:26 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sheenor at 6-07-2009 07:08 PM (14 years ago)
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brb
Posted: at 6-07-2009 07:08 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 7-07-2009 02:52 AM (14 years ago)
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NO NEED TO TELL THEM THE ONE WAY HAPPEN TO STELLA DON TEACH THEM LESSON..Grin
Posted: at 7-07-2009 02:52 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 7-07-2009 06:55 AM (14 years ago)
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nice 1......bravo.....keep it up ok....we feel u....
Posted: at 7-07-2009 06:55 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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