The People wey i know

Date: 25-09-2013 8:45 am (11 years ago) | Author: Iyabo Alabi
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- at 25-09-2013 08:45 AM (11 years ago)
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This is a short description of the people i know on this forum.
its about Jossy, Stephen & Expert.
One hot afternoon, in their village, the village head announced he lost a rabbit. so, the 3 dudes above
were asked to go into d bush one after d other to find the rabbit.
Jossy goes in first. After 3 hours of vigorous search, he concluded that d rabbit didn't go into d bush.
Stephen goes in next. After 1 hour of extensive search, he burnt down d bush including everything in it
without any apology - d rabbit had it coming he said.
Then goes in Expert. After 30 minutes, he came out with a terribly beaten antelope. The antelope was
screaming & yelling, and said : ok, ok, ok, please, i am d rabbit!!!

Posted: at 25-09-2013 08:45 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jossy4reall at 25-09-2013 08:53 AM (11 years ago)
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na alabi eat the rabbit afta the rabbit get roasted by d fire wey stephen put for the bush

Posted: at 25-09-2013 08:53 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 25-09-2013 09:04 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 25-09-2013 08:53 AM
na alabi eat the rabbit afta the rabbit get roasted by d fire wey stephen put for the bush
u no say barbequed rabbit dey sweet. hehehehehhe
Posted: at 25-09-2013 09:04 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 25-09-2013 09:07 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 25-09-2013 08:58 AM
Jossy
Dem say u be police...
hehehe... i no talk like dat o. Stephen long time. u cum dey scarce
Posted: at 25-09-2013 09:07 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 25-09-2013 09:14 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 25-09-2013 08:58 AM
Jossy
Dem say u be police...

for dream or for real.....and whu be dem??

Posted: at 25-09-2013 09:14 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 25-09-2013 10:01 AM (11 years ago)
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wich ministry u dey ask of now?
Posted: at 25-09-2013 10:01 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- francischi at 25-09-2013 12:09 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: alabi22 on 25-09-2013 08:45 AM
This is a short description of the people i know on this forum.
its about Jossy, Stephen & Expert.
One hot afternoon, in their village, the village head announced he lost a rabbit. so, the 3 dudes above
were asked to go into d bush one after d other to find the rabbit.
Jossy goes in first. After 3 hours of vigorous search, he concluded that d rabbit didn't go into d bush.
Stephen goes in next. After 1 hour of extensive search, he burnt down d bush including everything in it
without any apology - d rabbit had it coming he said.
Then goes in Expert. After 30 minutes, he came out with a terribly beaten antelope. The antelope was
screaming & yelling, and said : ok, ok, ok, please, i am d rabbit!!!
... now tell mw , wetin u come mean, explain ur self pls..

Posted: at 25-09-2013 12:09 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 25-09-2013 12:37 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: francischi on 25-09-2013 12:09 PM
... now tell mw , wetin u come mean, explain ur self pls..
u no dey use brain carry suntn  Roll Eyes
Na ur name he changed to antelope
U remember that day na, wey u con shit for otta farm   Roll Eyes

Posted: at 25-09-2013 12:37 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 25-09-2013 12:40 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: francischi on 25-09-2013 12:09 PM
... now tell mw , wetin u come mean, explain ur self pls..
she no won use ur first name directly she con use ur surname

Posted: at 25-09-2013 12:40 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 25-09-2013 01:20 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin u don high chai
Posted: at 25-09-2013 01:20 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 25-09-2013 02:09 PM (11 years ago)
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@francischi- na wetin u wan hear naim expert don tell u so. u read simple
tn, u no fit decode. i hope expert's explanation don do u. chere kam bia. onu gi
Posted: at 25-09-2013 02:09 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 25-09-2013 02:10 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 25-09-2013 12:37 PM
u no dey use brain carry suntn  Roll Eyes
Na ur name he changed to antelope
U remember that day na, wey u con sh*t for otta farm   Roll Eyes
hehehhehehehe. expert, i had a good laugh at dis.
Posted: at 25-09-2013 02:10 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 25-09-2013 02:40 PM (11 years ago)
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digger
Posted: at 25-09-2013 02:40 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 25-09-2013 06:00 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 25-09-2013 12:40 PM
she no won use ur first name directly she con use ur surname
u de dream ?

Posted: at 25-09-2013 06:00 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 25-09-2013 06:01 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: alabi22 on 25-09-2013 02:09 PM
@francischi- na wetin u wan hear naim expert don tell u so. u read simple
tn, u no fit decode. i hope expert's explanation don do u. chere kam bia. onu gi
wait there oo.... chere kam bia , i never come

Posted: at 25-09-2013 06:01 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 25-09-2013 11:45 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: francischi on 25-09-2013 06:00 PM
u de dream ?
Cheesy

Posted: at 25-09-2013 11:45 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 26-09-2013 10:08 AM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin u wan beat am?
Posted: at 26-09-2013 10:08 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 26-09-2013 12:45 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on 26-09-2013 10:08 AM
Grin Grin Grin Grin u wan beat am?
omo dis gal don study me well
If i dey laff she know say my eyes don red bdat Angry

Posted: at 26-09-2013 12:45 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 26-09-2013 12:52 PM (11 years ago)
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wetin u come mean ?

Posted: at 26-09-2013 12:52 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 26-09-2013 12:55 PM (11 years ago)
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Fear don catch am  for tenis Roll Eyes

Posted: at 26-09-2013 12:55 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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