What is your wife's name

Date: 11-11-2013 12:52 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Anthony udo tochukwu
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- at 11-11-2013 12:52 PM (11 years ago)
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St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven.
"Why do you deserve to pass the Pearly Gates?" he asks one of the men, who had been a butler.
"I was a good father," he answers.
"Yes, but you were a drunk all your life. In fact, you were so bad you even married a woman named Sherry. No admittance."
St. Peter then turned to the next man, a carpenter, and asked him the same question.
The carpenter replied that he had worked hard and taken good care of his family.
But St. Peter also rejected him, pointing out that he had been an impossible glutton, so much so that he married a woman named BonBon.
At this point the third man, who had been a lawyer, stood up and said, "Come on, Penny, let’s get out of here."

Posted: at 11-11-2013 12:52 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
- zeigbo at 11-11-2013 01:22 PM (11 years ago)
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Na joke
Posted: at 11-11-2013 01:22 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 11-11-2013 01:47 PM (11 years ago)
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no na essay
Posted: at 11-11-2013 01:47 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 11-11-2013 06:22 PM (11 years ago)
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does it mean u no get even a penny?...na kweshon I ask ooo
Posted: at 11-11-2013 06:22 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 12-11-2013 07:50 AM (11 years ago)
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abeg wich line d joke dey 4 ds "essay"?
Posted: at 12-11-2013 07:50 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 12-11-2013 09:27 AM (11 years ago)
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line 15 and the last stanza
Posted: at 12-11-2013 09:27 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 12-11-2013 01:38 PM (11 years ago)
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Am trying to figure out some meanin into dis yoke
Posted: at 12-11-2013 01:38 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 12-11-2013 03:07 PM (11 years ago)
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na d penny line be my focus
Posted: at 12-11-2013 03:07 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 12-11-2013 05:38 PM (11 years ago)
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Okay
Make i wrap my bush finish b4 comment
Posted: at 12-11-2013 05:38 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 12-11-2013 05:51 PM (11 years ago)
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expert see wetin u dey do ursef. na diferent tn we dey treat wey u neva well finish, u stil won go smoke 1 wrap... u well so?
Posted: at 12-11-2013 05:51 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 12-11-2013 05:53 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 12-11-2013 05:38 PM
Okay
Make i wrap my bush finish b4 comment

if u smoke dat crank finish make u from dia dey go...no come hia come talk rubbish ooo
Posted: at 12-11-2013 05:53 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 12-11-2013 06:11 PM (11 years ago)
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Pb4 na rubbish  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 12-11-2013 06:11 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 12-11-2013 06:13 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: alabi22 on 12-11-2013 05:51 PM
expert see wetin u dey do ursef. na diferent tn we dey treat wey u neva well finish, u stil won go smoke 1 wrap... u well so?
i can't b.liv u just said that  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 12-11-2013 06:13 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 12-11-2013 06:16 PM (11 years ago)
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I talk am say afta he don smoke finish na dis kind thing he go talk...cuz na like dat he dey alwayz do afta smokin
Posted: at 12-11-2013 06:16 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 12-11-2013 06:30 PM (11 years ago)
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He or she?
 Shocked
Posted: at 12-11-2013 06:30 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 12-11-2013 06:33 PM (11 years ago)
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c kweshion..which one u see for dia?,,weed at work
Posted: at 12-11-2013 06:33 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 12-11-2013 06:36 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin
Jossy sick i swear
Posted: at 12-11-2013 06:36 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 12-11-2013 06:40 PM (11 years ago)
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weed still at work,,so am not surprise for ur talk
Posted: at 12-11-2013 06:40 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 12-11-2013 07:43 PM (11 years ago)
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we dey take ds expert mata play 2 much o. make we help am naa
Posted: at 12-11-2013 07:43 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 12-11-2013 07:52 PM (11 years ago)
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it begins wit u
Posted: at 12-11-2013 07:52 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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