ugly woman

Date: 12-11-2013 3:31 pm (11 years ago) | Author: opara ifeoma
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- at 12-11-2013 03:31 PM (11 years ago)
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n ugly woman walk in a store with her two
kids, yelling at them.
Akpors, the store clerk pleasantly said, "Good
morning ma'am and welcome.
Nice children. Are they twins?
The ugly woman stop yelling and said, "Hell
no, they are not. One is 9 yrs old & the other is
7 yrs old. Why dah hell would you think they
are twins, are you blind, or stupid?"
Akpors replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid
ma'am, I just can't believe someone would
sleep with you twice!!"
ONE WORD Akpors

Posted: at 12-11-2013 03:31 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
- jossy4reall at 12-11-2013 03:35 PM (11 years ago)
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Akposki

Posted: at 12-11-2013 03:35 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 12-11-2013 04:53 PM (11 years ago)
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Akposlato

Posted: at 12-11-2013 04:53 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ifygud at 12-11-2013 05:38 PM (11 years ago)
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Akporscotompo
Posted: at 12-11-2013 05:38 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- alabi22 at 12-11-2013 05:42 PM (11 years ago)
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pb4 akpors
Posted: at 12-11-2013 05:42 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ifygud at 12-11-2013 05:48 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: alabi22 on 12-11-2013 05:42 PM
pb4 akpors
everything na pb4 for were u dey
Posted: at 12-11-2013 05:48 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- alabi22 at 12-11-2013 05:54 PM (11 years ago)
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newbeans er... sorry new bee, how u go talk like dat naa?
Posted: at 12-11-2013 05:54 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 12-11-2013 05:58 PM (11 years ago)
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alabi leave dat girl ooo.....we no dey complain

Posted: at 12-11-2013 05:58 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 12-11-2013 06:01 PM (11 years ago)
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Tell it ooo  Angry

Posted: at 12-11-2013 06:01 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 12-11-2013 06:04 PM (11 years ago)
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tellin it already naa

Posted: at 12-11-2013 06:04 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 12-11-2013 06:08 PM (11 years ago)
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jossy & expert. i don talk say i dey suspect 2 of una tey tey. anyways my eyes r on both of u. i no say i go find sth soonest
Posted: at 12-11-2013 06:08 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 12-11-2013 06:23 PM (11 years ago)
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See my own hand clean o
I swear i never tourch her Bosom  b4  Roll Eyes

Posted: at 12-11-2013 06:23 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 12-11-2013 06:31 PM (11 years ago)
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suspect or no suspect,,make no body interfere for my biz cuz I no go take am easy wit anybody wey try am Angry

Posted: at 12-11-2013 06:31 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 12-11-2013 06:35 PM (11 years ago)
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I see  Roll Eyes
Na u den dey talk

Posted: at 12-11-2013 06:35 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 12-11-2013 06:46 PM (11 years ago)
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u go fear soteey u fear woman join...make u act like a man for once naa....see woman wan pursue u comot for wetin u know say u go enjoy and u wan take fear submit to her

Posted: at 12-11-2013 06:46 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 12-11-2013 07:33 PM (11 years ago)
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abeg remind me ~ wetin we bn dey talk about sef?
Posted: at 12-11-2013 07:33 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 12-11-2013 07:56 PM (11 years ago)
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me sef I forget

Posted: at 12-11-2013 07:56 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 12-11-2013 08:22 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 12-11-2013 07:56 PM
me sef I forget
jossy, seriously now, inbox me. i won ask u sth personal
Posted: at 12-11-2013 08:22 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 12-11-2013 08:29 PM (11 years ago)
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check ur inbox

Posted: at 12-11-2013 08:29 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 13-11-2013 07:59 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: alabi22 on 12-11-2013 07:33 PM
abeg remind me ~ wetin we bn dey talk about sef?
i see say una don derail naa
Posted: at 13-11-2013 07:59 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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