See What "Confused" Tonto Dikeh Had For Christmas [Photos] (Page 3)

Date: 25-12-2013 10:46 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Charles colins
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- indie at 27-12-2013 07:05 PM (11 years ago)
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FOR THE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE UNDERCOOKED BRAINS IF NA ONE LOCAL CANTEEN SERVE DAT KIND TIN, AREA GO SEPARATE FIGHT, BUT LET SOMEONE ENTA SHERATON C DAT KIND TIN THEM GO PACK AM PAY 7K FOR IT AND STILL SEND COMPLEMENT TO THE CHEF, LATER THEY SORT DEM SELF OUT WIT ANDREWS
Posted: at 27-12-2013 07:05 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sheffy1981 at 27-12-2013 08:44 PM (11 years ago)
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Poster u a freak so is honeypot or whtever u call her.#chemical produce#green ,berry etc.lol
Posted: at 27-12-2013 08:44 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- benbellabiz at 27-12-2013 08:56 PM (11 years ago)
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whats the meaning of all these nonsense?.
Posted: at 27-12-2013 08:56 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- benbellabiz at 27-12-2013 09:08 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Mrkolawole on 26-12-2013 07:56 PM
Rubish post,   anyway......Abeg no laugh... Blackberry don
chop my money
tire,
na him I come vex yestaday sell
am, come take
some money buy China phone!
Now am in bigger trouble!!!
1. E go full after 3 minutes of
charging.
2. The phone get TV, Touch
screen, Nail cutter,
Firelighter etc.
3. I fit write Text message with
a
toothpick sef.
4. The spelling get mistakes e.g
NokLa,
blackderry, i-bad, samswag
etc.
5. When aeroplane pass e go
record "One missed
Call".
6. When a big truck horn; e go
show "Charger
connected"
7. When Chinese man pass e go
show: "One
Bluetooth device found"
8. When fine gal waka pass, e
go
show "Ur
favourite food found"
9. When ugly gal waka pass, e
go
show, "Virus
detected"
Abeg I wan sell am! Who wan
buy ooo?
Even as I dey find buyer, e dey
show me for
screen: "No contact found.



i beg no vex oh. as i dey write so, i dey so much interested in buying that phone. but on the condition that, you have to bring it to me in BORNO state, i mean the capital oh. thats the only place you can find a buy for it. waiting for you guy.
Posted: at 27-12-2013 09:08 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- benbellabiz at 27-12-2013 09:10 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Mrkolawole on 26-12-2013 07:56 PM
Rubish post,   anyway......Abeg no laugh... Blackberry don
chop my money
tire,
na him I come vex yestaday sell
am, come take
some money buy China phone!
Now am in bigger trouble!!!
1. E go full after 3 minutes of
charging.
2. The phone get TV, Touch
screen, Nail cutter,
Firelighter etc.
3. I fit write Text message with
a
toothpick sef.
4. The spelling get mistakes e.g
NokLa,
blackderry, i-bad, samswag
etc.
5. When aeroplane pass e go
record "One missed
Call".
6. When a big truck horn; e go
show "Charger
connected"
7. When Chinese man pass e go
show: "One
Bluetooth device found"
8. When fine gal waka pass, e
go
show "Ur
favourite food found"
9. When ugly gal waka pass, e
go
show, "Virus
detected"
Abeg I wan sell am! Who wan
buy ooo?
Even as I dey find buyer, e dey
show me for
screen: "No contact found.



i beg no vex oh. as i dey write so, i dey so much interested in buying that phone. but on the condition that, you have to bring it to me in BORNO state, i mean the capital oh. thats the only place you can find a buy for it. waiting for you guy.
Posted: at 27-12-2013 09:10 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fertymor at 28-12-2013 12:40 PM (11 years ago)
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Abeg ooo, se na food be dis so, na wa ooo...
Posted: at 28-12-2013 12:40 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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