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Posted: at 25-01-2014 01:04 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
omomarty at 25-01-2014 01:58 AM (11 years ago) (f)
na where dis one from come? aoda alladdin on line
Posted: at 25-01-2014 01:58 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
poster~ u got my rib cracking... i had a jolly good laugh especialy wt #20 that says ~ a slap is a mental override mechanism "used 2 stop AALLADINN frm behaving like a fool that he is".
Posted: at 25-01-2014 09:49 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
ExpertTbright at 25-01-2014 11:39 AM (11 years ago) (m)
Quote from: alabi22 on 25-01-2014 09:49 AM
poster~ u got my rib cracking... i had a jolly good laugh especialy wt #20 that says ~ a slap is a mental override mechanism "used 2 stop AALLADINN frm behaving like a fool that he is".
i only read this cmt Cause of who s behaving like a fool
EXPERT ıs'LL I SEE my moda ıs frm chına my fada ıs frm sudan they gave bırth to me ın somalıa
Posted: at 25-01-2014 11:39 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
Aalladinn at 25-01-2014 02:31 PM (11 years ago) (m)
Quote from: alabi22 on 25-01-2014 09:49 AM
poster~ u got my rib cracking... i had a jolly good laugh especialy wt #20 that says ~ a slap is a mental override mechanism "used 2 stop AALLADINN frm behaving like a fool that he is".
u no see d numb 9 , wey d imbecile post say >>>>>> if u talk anyhow to an elderly person , u go end up in his house <<<<<<<<<< so start packing
Posted: at 25-01-2014 02:31 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Sweat from some girls' armpits will turn
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