I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

Date: 04-02-2014 6:25 pm (9 years ago) | Author: kiven benoit billa
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- at 4-02-2014 06:25 PM (9 years ago)
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IBO and YORUBA decided to organise a drinking competition.
One week to the competition IBO Community sent a delegate Emeka to YORUBA to confirm if the competition will still hold.
As the delegate got there, the people of Mankon brought 20 litres of their strongest Palm wine and kola.
Emeka asked if he could taste the palm wine.
He was permitted.
He finished the whole 20 litres and said; This one is okay, where’s the main drink?.
The people of Mankon shouted with amazement; 'Are you among the competitors'?.
Emeka replied; 'No, i did not qualify'. What do you think happened after that?

Posted: at 4-02-2014 06:25 PM (9 years ago) | Newbie
- jossy4reall at 4-02-2014 07:03 PM (9 years ago)
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I think akpors don drink dis 20 litres wine b4....so whu go bring the 20 litres wine back again?..abi na dis one be the main drink?
Posted: at 4-02-2014 07:03 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Aalladinn at 4-02-2014 07:19 PM (9 years ago)
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yeye poster , expert inlaw . alwayz posting nonsence  Tongue
Posted: at 4-02-2014 07:19 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 4-02-2014 07:25 PM (9 years ago)
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Questo è il post prima Sad
Posted: at 4-02-2014 07:25 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 4-02-2014 07:26 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Aalladinn on  4-02-2014 07:19 PM
yeye poster , expert inlaw . alwayz posting nonsence  Tongue
u wan die through my hand dis boi  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 4-02-2014 07:26 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 4-02-2014 08:41 PM (9 years ago)
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Tell it oooooooo
Posted: at 4-02-2014 08:41 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Aalladinn at 4-02-2014 11:13 PM (9 years ago)
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mumu , ur wife don follow zeigbo go hotel o
Posted: at 4-02-2014 11:13 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 5-02-2014 01:12 AM (9 years ago)
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My love huh?
I talk am say ur own don pafuka dis boi
Psn wey sleep for my chest here  Roll Eyes
Come, where u dey yesterday wen dem dey pack mad pple for road go yaba left?
Hehehe u don sabi their tipper hun
Shebi u don well why u con tear race wen their tipper dey pass? Cheesy
Posted: at 5-02-2014 01:12 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 5-02-2014 12:56 PM (9 years ago)
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that one too ,i don post am b4
nawa pb12
Posted: at 5-02-2014 12:56 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- benadio at 5-02-2014 04:43 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on  5-02-2014 01:12 AM
My love huh?
I talk am say ur own don pafuka dis boi
Psn wey sleep for my chest here  Roll Eyes
Come, where u dey yesterday wen dem dey pack mad pple for road go yaba left?
Hehehe u don sabi their tipper hun
Shebi u don well why u con tear race wen their tipper dey pass? Cheesy

Na you them go carry go yaba right, ExpertStupid. Grin
Posted: at 5-02-2014 04:43 PM (9 years ago) | Newbie
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- ExpertTbright at 5-02-2014 04:58 PM (9 years ago)
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Carry gob4  Shocked
Posted: at 5-02-2014 04:58 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 5-02-2014 10:30 PM (9 years ago)
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Remix
Posted: at 5-02-2014 10:30 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 5-02-2014 10:40 PM (9 years ago)
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River have spoken,,,,,,,,not funny
Posted: at 5-02-2014 10:40 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Aalladinn at 5-02-2014 11:08 PM (9 years ago)
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additional craze
Posted: at 5-02-2014 11:08 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 5-02-2014 11:11 PM (9 years ago)
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Una get the same blood type   Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 5-02-2014 11:11 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 6-02-2014 11:30 AM (9 years ago)
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Tell ram
Posted: at 6-02-2014 11:30 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Aalladinn at 6-02-2014 02:29 PM (9 years ago)
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u dey craze , u dis useless houseboy . i dey follow ur oga yarn , u dey put ue dirty mouth  Angry
Posted: at 6-02-2014 02:29 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 6-02-2014 03:24 PM (9 years ago)
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aki na ukwa
akpu na ofe
ji na mmanu
Posted: at 6-02-2014 03:24 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- benadio at 6-02-2014 04:07 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  4-02-2014 07:31 PM
but i've seen this before
you saw it in your village, not hear
Posted: at 6-02-2014 04:07 PM (9 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 6-02-2014 04:12 PM (9 years ago)
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Huh
Posted: at 6-02-2014 04:12 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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