Passing an exam

Date: 21-08-2009 5:22 pm (13 years ago) | Author: just2sexy
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- at 21-08-2009 05:22 PM (13 years ago)
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Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years.

The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.

The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.

Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.

The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump. "Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.

To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"


 Grin




just2sexy


Posted: at 21-08-2009 05:22 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
- teeco at 21-08-2009 05:24 PM (13 years ago)
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why dont you wait small let settle other topics

Posted: at 21-08-2009 05:24 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ironlady at 21-08-2009 05:25 PM (13 years ago)
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faster than its shadow
Posted: at 21-08-2009 05:25 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 21-08-2009 05:27 PM (13 years ago)
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i think so...but coooooooooooooooooool joke

Posted: at 21-08-2009 05:27 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- ironlady at 21-08-2009 05:28 PM (13 years ago)
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noticeed dat he borrowed brain dis time
Posted: at 21-08-2009 05:28 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 21-08-2009 05:31 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: ironlady on 21-08-2009 05:28 PM
noticeed dat he borrowed brain dis time

 Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 21-08-2009 05:31 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 21-08-2009 05:32 PM (13 years ago)
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yeah i learned him my househelp's brain...... Grin Grin  ouch what did i just said.... jsexy u no see this one ooooooooo

Posted: at 21-08-2009 05:32 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 21-08-2009 05:34 PM (13 years ago)
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you really help him Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin

Posted: at 21-08-2009 05:34 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xter at 21-08-2009 05:34 PM (13 years ago)
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4rm who he borrow brain?

Posted: at 21-08-2009 05:34 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xter at 21-08-2009 05:34 PM (13 years ago)
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yowa

Posted: at 21-08-2009 05:34 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- teeco at 21-08-2009 05:36 PM (13 years ago)
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CoolGuy Grin

Posted: at 21-08-2009 05:36 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 21-08-2009 05:38 PM (13 years ago)
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i no dey there ooooooooooo Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 21-08-2009 05:38 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 21-08-2009 05:40 PM (13 years ago)
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you be Inspector while his still a sargent

Posted: at 21-08-2009 05:40 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 21-08-2009 05:42 PM (13 years ago)
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ok.........no yawa at all...............

Posted: at 21-08-2009 05:42 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 21-08-2009 05:45 PM (13 years ago)
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good

Posted: at 21-08-2009 05:45 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 21-08-2009 05:50 PM (13 years ago)
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nah wah 4 unah ohh

Posted: at 21-08-2009 05:50 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 21-08-2009 05:52 PM (13 years ago)
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Jsexy make we finish one na

Posted: at 21-08-2009 05:52 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 21-08-2009 05:56 PM (13 years ago)
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finish wetin?

Posted: at 21-08-2009 05:56 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 21-08-2009 05:58 PM (13 years ago)
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Arranging

Posted: at 21-08-2009 05:58 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 21-08-2009 05:58 PM (13 years ago)
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b4 u start posting another one.....

Posted: at 21-08-2009 05:58 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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