Body No be wood Allowance !!!

Date: 24-08-2009 6:50 pm (14 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
- at 24-08-2009 06:50 PM (14 years ago)
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An employee went on foreign trip and was given cash to send as much but must be supported with receipt and all expenses accounted for.

He spent more that necessary and was try to cover his extravagant spending. He looked for all approved company allowance and spread the cost on all but yet he was unable to account for lots of cash that he spent.

Cunningly he remember that he carried some babes and payed them some money, but that was not mention as part of approved company expenses.

Having thought over it for a long time he decided to give it a code name "BODY NO BE WOOD" allowance !!!


14_Inches

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- just2sexy at 24-08-2009 07:09 PM (14 years ago)
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- add12 at 24-08-2009 07:14 PM (14 years ago)
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- coolguys235 at 24-08-2009 07:21 PM (14 years ago)
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- add12 at 24-08-2009 07:24 PM (14 years ago)
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- xter at 24-08-2009 08:40 PM (14 years ago)
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