...wahala dey oooooo.........

Date: 24-08-2009 9:14 pm (12 years ago) | Author: haynor heemarhnuel
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- at 24-08-2009 09:14 PM (12 years ago)
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A man dies and goes to hell.

There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides
he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.

He goes to Germany hell & asks, "what do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day".

The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on.

He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.

He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell.  Then he comes to the Nigerian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in ... Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"

He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.  The Nigerian devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day."

"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells.  Why are there so many
people waiting to get in?" asks the man.

"Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair does not work.  The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on.  And the Nigerian devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for private business."
 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked


Posted: at 24-08-2009 09:14 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
- xter at 24-08-2009 09:15 PM (12 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmm funny u try pass some olote

Posted: at 24-08-2009 09:15 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 24-08-2009 09:18 PM (12 years ago)
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OLOTE ori wan osinbe........

Posted: at 24-08-2009 09:18 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- KleverC at 24-08-2009 09:32 PM (12 years ago)
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.

Posted: at 24-08-2009 09:32 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 24-08-2009 09:34 PM (12 years ago)
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no wonder........ Grin Grin

Posted: at 24-08-2009 09:34 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- KleverC at 24-08-2009 09:48 PM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided

Posted: at 24-08-2009 09:48 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 24-08-2009 09:50 PM (12 years ago)
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i no talk .... Grin Grin Lips Sealed Lips Sealed

Posted: at 24-08-2009 09:50 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 24-08-2009 09:52 PM (12 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmm

Posted: at 24-08-2009 09:52 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 24-08-2009 09:54 PM (12 years ago)
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the guy dey one dem..... Shocked Shocked

Posted: at 24-08-2009 09:54 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 24-08-2009 09:59 PM (12 years ago)
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kinda

Posted: at 24-08-2009 09:59 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- KleverC at 24-08-2009 10:09 PM (12 years ago)
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hmmmm

Posted: at 24-08-2009 10:09 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 24-08-2009 10:15 PM (12 years ago)
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still comtemplating

Posted: at 24-08-2009 10:15 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 24-08-2009 10:36 PM (12 years ago)
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i dey worry for dis guy..........who tell am say na klever sef?na foolish joor

Posted: at 24-08-2009 10:36 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 24-08-2009 10:44 PM (12 years ago)
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like fulish C.... Grin Grin

Posted: at 24-08-2009 10:44 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 24-08-2009 10:49 PM (12 years ago)
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yes oh

Posted: at 24-08-2009 10:49 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- teeco at 25-08-2009 08:35 AM (12 years ago)
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Kudos @Coolguy

Posted: at 25-08-2009 08:35 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 25-08-2009 10:48 AM (12 years ago)
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thankz man.....keeping the haters cool Grin Grin

Posted: at 25-08-2009 10:48 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- KleverC at 25-08-2009 12:08 PM (12 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 25-08-2009 12:08 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 25-08-2009 12:12 PM (12 years ago)
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yes

Posted: at 25-08-2009 12:12 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 25-08-2009 12:16 PM (12 years ago)
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hmmmmmmm k..lever c ..u dey among

Posted: at 25-08-2009 12:16 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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