Drunken sickness and their causes

Symptom: Cold and humid feet.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink on your feet).
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward

Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause: You're lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
Cause: You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite beverage.

Symptom: The floor is moving.
Cause: You're being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they're taking you.

Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause: You have your glass on your ear.
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!

Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause: You're in an ambulance.
Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.

Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking at you funny.
Cause: You're in the wrong house.
Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.


 



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Posted: at 25-08-2009 08:51 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

u try

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Posted: at 25-08-2009 11:14 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

..........................................................,,,,.........................,u welcome

Posted: at 28-08-2009 10:55 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Thank u baby boy. Keep that up. I think u know ur habit.

Posted: at 28-08-2009 12:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

speculate u

Posted: at 28-08-2009 01:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

sherrap .....go back to ur prison.........

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Posted: at 28-08-2009 03:52 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

na him life time hr=e go spend there

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Posted: at 28-08-2009 11:47 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

sorry

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Posted: at 28-08-2009 11:55 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

too hot?u need to refrigerated or embalmed

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Posted: at 29-08-2009 07:24 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

as in u

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Posted: at 29-08-2009 07:46 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero