|
![-]( "Sillyjokker") Sillyjokker at 30-08-2009 12:10 PM (15 years ago)  (f) 1) If you think the way to a mans heart is through his stomach, your aiming too high!
2) Women dont make fool’s of men–Most of them are the do-it-yourself type.
3) The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: your sick of him.
4) Never trust a man who says he’s the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.
5) A womans work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
6) If you want a nice man go for a bald one–they try harder.
7) Go for younger men. You might as well–they never mature anyway.
A man who can dress himself without looking like Wurzel Gummidge is unquestionably gay.
9) Men are all the same–they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
10) Definition of a man with manners–he gets out of the bath to pee.
11) Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband , you will usually find that he is.
12) Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men—Women.
13) There are alot of words you can use to describe men–strong, caring, loving–they’d be wrong but you can still use them.
14) Men are like animals–messy, insensitive and potentially violent–but they make great pets.
15) Men’s brains are like the prison system–not enough cells per man.
16) There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men–”dont” and “stop”.
17) Husbands are like children–they’re fine if they are someone else’s.
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 30-08-2009 12:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
|
![-]( "Earlycame1") Earlycame1 at 30-08-2009 02:14 PM (15 years ago) (f) Lmaoo niceee heard and noticed
F*CK U HATERS! | Posted: at 30-08-2009 02:14 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
|
![-]( "KleverC") KleverC at 30-08-2009 04:41 PM (15 years ago) (m) heard next
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up | Posted: at 30-08-2009 04:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
|
![-]( "Earlycame1") Earlycame1 at 30-08-2009 04:42 PM (15 years ago) (f) and??
F*CK U HATERS! | Posted: at 30-08-2009 04:42 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
|
![-]( "KleverC") KleverC at 30-08-2009 04:44 PM (15 years ago) (m) next
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up | Posted: at 30-08-2009 04:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
|
![-]( "Earlycame1") Earlycame1 at 30-08-2009 04:45 PM (15 years ago) (f) re u in confession room?
F*CK U HATERS! | Posted: at 30-08-2009 04:45 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
|
![-]( "KleverC") KleverC at 30-08-2009 04:47 PM (15 years ago) (m) confession forum next
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up | Posted: at 30-08-2009 04:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
|
![-]( "Earlycame1") Earlycame1 at 30-08-2009 04:48 PM (15 years ago) (f) wateva..try prt 2 abeg
F*CK U HATERS! | Posted: at 30-08-2009 04:48 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
|
![-]( "xter") xter at 30-08-2009 04:48 PM (15 years ago) (m) bad gal u need hubby to change
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza  | Posted: at 30-08-2009 04:48 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
|
![-]( "Earlycame1") Earlycame1 at 30-08-2009 04:50 PM (15 years ago) (f) y?? hw?? who??? me??
F*CK U HATERS! | Posted: at 30-08-2009 04:50 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
|
![-]( "xter") xter at 30-08-2009 04:50 PM (15 years ago) (m) u too dey fear not u da poster
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza | Posted: at 30-08-2009 04:50 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
|
![-]( "Earlycame1") Earlycame1 at 30-08-2009 04:55 PM (15 years ago) (f) if nt poster den who??
F*CK U HATERS! | Posted: at 30-08-2009 04:55 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
|
oooppppppsssssssss man don suffer ooooo
Geoin4matic Engineer ..  | Posted: at 30-08-2009 05:13 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
|
![-]( "favourtee") favourtee at 30-08-2009 08:34 PM (15 years ago) (f) nice one | Posted: at 30-08-2009 08:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
|
![-]( "KleverC") KleverC at 30-08-2009 08:49 PM (15 years ago) (m) nyc
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up | Posted: at 30-08-2009 08:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
|
![-]( "Earlycame1") Earlycame1 at 30-08-2009 08:51 PM (15 years ago) (f) oooppppppsssssssss man don suffer ooooo
wetin happen??
F*CK U HATERS! | Posted: at 30-08-2009 08:51 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
|
![-]( "xter") xter at 30-08-2009 09:30 PM (15 years ago) (m) u wan know
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza | Posted: at 30-08-2009 09:30 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
|
ssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Geoin4matic Engineer .. | Posted: at 30-08-2009 09:32 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
|
![-]( "xter") xter at 30-08-2009 09:35 PM (15 years ago) (m) what
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza | Posted: at 30-08-2009 09:35 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
|
![-]( "KleverC") KleverC at 30-08-2009 09:36 PM (15 years ago) (m) silence
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up | Posted: at 30-08-2009 09:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
|
TRENDING GISTS 
Singer, Portable Weighs In On Mercy Johnson’s Drastic Weight Loss
I Faded Out Because I Became Less Ambitious’ Says Singer, Orezi
Ogun Female Broadcaster, Mrs. Bukola Agbakaizu Slumps And Dies at Work
Funke Akindele Makes List Of Hollywood’s ‘Most Influential Women In International Film’
VIDEO: Man Caught While Waiting For a Minor he Had Solicited S£x From Online
Rapper, Phyno Unveils His Daughter, Shares Adorable Video to Mark Her Second Birthday
Ex Madrid Player, Xabi Alonso Seals Managerial Move To Real Madrid As Ancelotti Bows Out