The government matchmaker

A young lady visited the government matchmaker for marriage and requested - "I'm looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?"
The marriage officer said, "You're requirements please."
"Well, let me see. Needs to be good looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good at singing and dancing. Willing accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I don't go out. Telling me interesting stories when I need companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest."
The officer listened carefully and replied," I understand. You need a television."

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Posted: at 7-09-2009 07:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

na true

Posted: at 7-09-2009 07:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i dey tells you atleast na she go fit control that one

Posted: at 7-09-2009 07:57 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

nice 1

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Posted: at 7-09-2009 08:02 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

you mean what

Posted: at 7-09-2009 08:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 7-09-2009 08:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

xter long time

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Posted: at 7-09-2009 08:23 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

jsexy how u dey?........i don miss u die

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Posted: at 7-09-2009 08:27 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

who talk 2 u?

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Posted: at 7-09-2009 08:29 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

xter i dey

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Posted: at 7-09-2009 08:34 PM (15 years ago) | Hero