hmmmmm...nawao too much of expectation
OF WHT? | Posted: at 28-09-2009 12:20 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Toks-E") Toks-E at 28-09-2009 02:07 AM (15 years ago)  (m) I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - it was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
Stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.  MOD. just2sexy mehn........i am tired of this joke
2.0. | Posted: at 28-09-2009 02:07 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 28-09-2009 05:24 AM (15 years ago) (m) Ok
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 28-09-2009 05:24 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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na lie. u wey i see 4 asewo house. dat day wey i dey pass 4 ikeja o boy .........u don really enter this place ohhhhhh anyway.....keep it up
Geoin4matic Engineer .. | Posted: at 28-09-2009 02:43 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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COOL | Posted: at 28-09-2009 09:22 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 28-09-2009 09:28 PM (15 years ago) (m) hot
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza  | Posted: at 28-09-2009 09:28 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 28-09-2009 10:30 PM (15 years ago) (m) Good
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 28-09-2009 10:30 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 28-09-2009 10:34 PM (15 years ago) (m) bad
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza | Posted: at 28-09-2009 10:34 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - it was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
Stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car. MOD. just2sexy mehn........i am tired of this joke U NO THEY SEE SOMETHING MAKE U COMMOT EYE.. OLD MAN LIKE U;D | Posted: at 28-09-2009 10:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 28-09-2009 10:51 PM (15 years ago) (m) ok ooh
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza | Posted: at 28-09-2009 10:51 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 28-09-2009 11:42 PM (15 years ago) (m) Him dey deaf 4 nite
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 28-09-2009 11:42 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 30-09-2009 03:53 AM (15 years ago) (m) Gbam!!!
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 30-09-2009 03:53 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 5-10-2009 02:07 AM (15 years ago) (m) Thanks 4 all ur coments
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 5-10-2009 02:07 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "lyinka") lyinka at 5-10-2009 02:11 AM (15 years ago) (m) lovely
GREATER IS HE IN ME THAN HE IN THE WORLD | Posted: at 5-10-2009 02:11 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 5-10-2009 02:12 AM (15 years ago) (m) Thanks
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 5-10-2009 02:12 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "lyinka") lyinka at 5-10-2009 02:15 AM (15 years ago) (m) welcokme
GREATER IS HE IN ME THAN HE IN THE WORLD | Posted: at 5-10-2009 02:15 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 5-10-2009 02:16 AM (15 years ago) (m) Ok
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 5-10-2009 02:16 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "lyinka") lyinka at 5-10-2009 07:44 AM (15 years ago) (m) ok
GREATER IS HE IN ME THAN HE IN THE WORLD | Posted: at 5-10-2009 07:44 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "McBona") McBona at 5-10-2009 07:48 AM (15 years ago) (m) Just checking | Posted: at 5-10-2009 07:48 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "lyinka") lyinka at 5-10-2009 07:52 AM (15 years ago) (m) check wel
GREATER IS HE IN ME THAN HE IN THE WORLD | Posted: at 5-10-2009 07:52 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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