My very first time

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her Bosom
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow.....

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Posted: at 11-08-2007 10:25 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

LOL! Herre.  Your crazy.  That was funny   

Posted: at 23-08-2007 02:42 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie

This must be the first post... I have seen this joke posted and re-posted on this forum over and over... good joke though.

Posted: at 10-04-2009 08:44 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

Nice

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Posted: at 12-05-2009 07:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hehehe

Posted: at 12-08-2011 06:41 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

na who con dey dig old post na??

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Posted: at 12-08-2011 09:34 AM (12 years ago) | Hero

Hmmmmm

Posted: at 12-08-2011 12:15 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

sure it is a cow.........

Posted: at 12-08-2011 12:58 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

let sleeping dogs lie plz...dis joke dey him own jejely,y u go wake ram?

Posted: at 13-08-2011 05:27 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac