She is a woman. (Page 7)

Date: 13-09-2009 12:06 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Gold Asaph
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- ecology at 25-09-2009 08:03 PM (13 years ago)
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The only time women will agree that you are a good man is when you are being buried that is when will confess all the good things you have been doing for her but before then you never did any good thing,even if u did others are building houses and buying plane for their women.
Posted: at 25-09-2009 08:03 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- xter at 25-09-2009 08:36 PM (13 years ago)
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right

Posted: at 25-09-2009 08:36 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ecology at 25-09-2009 09:11 PM (13 years ago)
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The only time women will agree that you are a good man is when you are being buried that is when will confess all the good things you have been doing for her but before then you never did any good thing,even if u did others are building houses and buying plane for their women.

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Posted: at 25-09-2009 09:11 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- xter at 25-09-2009 11:33 PM (13 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Posted: at 25-09-2009 11:33 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- favourtee at 25-09-2009 11:36 PM (13 years ago)
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wetin u chop?
Posted: at 25-09-2009 11:36 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 25-09-2009 11:38 PM (13 years ago)
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fufu

Posted: at 25-09-2009 11:38 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ceejay58 at 25-09-2009 11:41 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 13-09-2009 12:06 PM
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not understanding

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way

If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss h   
er often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

She is a womanIf you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So damning, yet so wonderful
So confusing, yet so desirable......


so women wetin una want make men do na?.......what exactly do you women really want?.
Posted: at 25-09-2009 11:41 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 25-09-2009 11:43 PM (13 years ago)
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kokomycin

Posted: at 25-09-2009 11:43 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- favourtee at 25-09-2009 11:47 PM (13 years ago)
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mr ceejay ,a re u asking me?
Posted: at 25-09-2009 11:47 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 25-09-2009 11:48 PM (13 years ago)
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no d person inside u

Posted: at 25-09-2009 11:48 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- favourtee at 25-09-2009 11:50 PM (13 years ago)
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na wen u change ur name?
Posted: at 25-09-2009 11:50 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 25-09-2009 11:52 PM (13 years ago)
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to what?

Posted: at 25-09-2009 11:52 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- favourtee at 25-09-2009 11:53 PM (13 years ago)
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to ceejay
Posted: at 25-09-2009 11:53 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 26-09-2009 12:37 AM (13 years ago)
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ceejay ko dk  ni

Posted: at 26-09-2009 12:37 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 26-09-2009 09:20 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: favourtee on 25-09-2009 11:53 PM
to ceejay
just answer the qn. simple
Posted: at 26-09-2009 09:20 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- anonymous2 at 26-09-2009 11:54 AM (13 years ago)
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hmmmm.....ok ooo

Posted: at 26-09-2009 11:54 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 26-09-2009 11:57 AM (13 years ago)
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Did u like it?
Posted: at 26-09-2009 11:57 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 26-09-2009 12:02 PM (13 years ago)
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Omo see question

Posted: at 26-09-2009 12:02 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xter at 26-09-2009 12:28 PM (13 years ago)
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omo see answer

Posted: at 26-09-2009 12:28 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- teeco at 26-09-2009 12:35 PM (13 years ago)
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Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 26-09-2009 12:35 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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