Expert's wife

Date: 01-09-2014 6:15 am (9 years ago) | Author: Jossy Donald
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- at 1-09-2014 06:15 AM (9 years ago)
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Expert's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, she goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger........After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asks her husband Expert..."Darling, honestly, if you didn't know me,, what age would you say I am?"

Expert Looking over her carefully,, And replied,...

"Judging from your skin, twenty;

your hair, eighteen;

and your figure, twenty five."

"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed... Just as she was about to tell Expert his reward,, he stops her by saying...

"WHOA,, hold on there sweety!" Expert interrupted.

"I haven't added them up yet!"

Posted: at 1-09-2014 06:15 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
- rakelly at 1-09-2014 01:45 PM (9 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-09-2014 01:45 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 1-09-2014 03:00 PM (9 years ago)
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oya jossy - add am togeda and giv me d ansa (army arrangement....)
Posted: at 1-09-2014 03:00 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 1-09-2014 03:42 PM (9 years ago)
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i slap jossy
Posted: at 1-09-2014 03:42 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 1-09-2014 04:09 PM (9 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Shocked Shocked Huh? Angry Angry Embarrassed Sad Lips Sealed Tongue Undecided Undecided Cry
Posted: at 1-09-2014 04:09 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- alabi22 at 1-09-2014 06:11 PM (9 years ago)
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still waiting....
Posted: at 1-09-2014 06:11 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 1-09-2014 06:47 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on  1-09-2014 03:42 PM
i slap jossy

I spank rakelly Bosom
Posted: at 1-09-2014 06:47 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 1-09-2014 06:50 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: alabi22 on  1-09-2014 03:00 PM
oya jossy - add am togeda and giv me d ansa (army arrangement....)


na expert go do dat one,,den give u d ansar
Posted: at 1-09-2014 06:50 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 1-09-2014 08:21 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  1-09-2014 06:15 AM
Expert's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, she goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger........After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asks her husband Expert..."Darling, honestly, if you didn't know me,, what age would you say I am?"

Expert Looking over her carefully,, And replied,...

"Judging from your skin, twenty;

your hair, eighteen;

and your figure, twenty five."

"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed... Just as she was about to tell Expert his reward,, he stops her by saying...

"WHOA,, hold on there sweety!" Expert interrupted.

"I haven't added them up yet!"
so?
Posted: at 1-09-2014 08:21 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Holyboss at 1-09-2014 10:13 PM (9 years ago)
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So what nw Undecided make I borrow expert calculator to calculate am Shocked
Posted: at 1-09-2014 10:13 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 1-09-2014 11:11 PM (9 years ago)
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Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 1-09-2014 11:11 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 2-09-2014 09:47 AM (9 years ago)
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 Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 2-09-2014 09:47 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Holyboss at 2-09-2014 12:43 PM (9 years ago)
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Rkelly, who beat u Shocked
Posted: at 2-09-2014 12:43 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rakelly at 2-09-2014 02:15 PM (9 years ago)
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na your yeye
Posted: at 2-09-2014 02:15 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 2-09-2014 06:19 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  1-09-2014 06:47 PM
I spank rakelly Bosom
u ds boy...all ds wey u dey display, na follow come?...i talk say na bcos of u I no show 4 ramadan, now, I hope say everybody dey see am
Posted: at 2-09-2014 06:19 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 2-09-2014 06:19 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  1-09-2014 06:47 PM
I spank rakelly Bosom
u ds boy...all ds wey u dey display, na follow come?...i talk say na bcos of u I no show 4 ramadan, now, I hope say everybody dey see am
Posted: at 2-09-2014 06:19 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 2-09-2014 06:30 PM (9 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 2-09-2014 06:30 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- alabi22 at 2-09-2014 06:39 PM (9 years ago)
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who call u here? see as e dey look like tif inside sugarcane farm
Posted: at 2-09-2014 06:39 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 2-09-2014 07:04 PM (9 years ago)
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Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 2-09-2014 07:04 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Holyboss at 2-09-2014 08:07 PM (9 years ago)
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Zeigbo, u suppose show ds yeye alabi O! Abi ur jazz na fake ni? Shocked
Posted: at 2-09-2014 08:07 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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