favourtee at 2-10-2009 10:35 AM (15 years ago) (f)
A head-on collision occurred between a man and a woman. Both emerged from the scene intact while their cars were totally demolished. The woman said, "This is quite a predicament. We should drink a toast to celebrate this miracle." The man r...eplied, "What a great idea; I just happen to have a bottle with me." With this he handed it to the man. The man downed half the bottle and handed it back. The woman would not take it back and said, "I think I will wait until after the police arrive to celebrate."
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Posted: at 2-10-2009 10:35 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
just2sexy at 2-10-2009 12:45 PM (15 years ago) (m)
This has been posted millions of times here
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 2-10-2009 12:45 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply favourtee at 2-10-2009 11:06 PM (15 years ago) (f)
but u still read it
Posted: at 2-10-2009 11:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply just2sexy at 2-10-2009 11:08 PM (15 years ago) (m)
I didnt
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 2-10-2009 11:08 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply favourtee at 2-10-2009 11:08 PM (15 years ago) (f)
stop denying..ahha! agbalagbi
Posted: at 2-10-2009 11:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply just2sexy at 2-10-2009 11:18 PM (15 years ago) (m)
I said i didnt nah by force to talk lie?
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 2-10-2009 11:18 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply uchevictor at 3-10-2009 12:25 AM (15 years ago) (m)
i beg e
Posted: at 3-10-2009 12:25 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply federico at 3-10-2009 12:27 AM (15 years ago) (m)
so favourtee don buy photocopy mechine
Posted: at 3-10-2009 12:27 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply just2sexy at 3-10-2009 12:29 AM (15 years ago) (m)
Nah so i see am
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 3-10-2009 12:29 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply favourtee at 3-10-2009 06:11 PM (15 years ago) (f)
federico, na when u help me brig the fotocopy come my room?
Posted: at 3-10-2009 06:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply just2sexy at 4-10-2009 01:16 AM (15 years ago) (m)
Yesterday
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 4-10-2009 01:16 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply favourtee at 4-10-2009 03:08 PM (15 years ago) (f)
u are silly
Posted: at 4-10-2009 03:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply lyinka at 4-10-2009 03:34 PM (15 years ago) (m)
he is not silly but abestor
GREATER IS HE IN ME THAN HE IN THE WORLD
Posted: at 4-10-2009 03:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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chei!!
Geoin4matic Engineer ..
Posted: at 4-10-2009 09:00 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply xter at 4-10-2009 09:18 PM (15 years ago) (m)
hmmmmmmmmm
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza
Posted: at 4-10-2009 09:18 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply favourtee at 5-10-2009 09:55 AM (15 years ago) (f)
coolguy...ooo serious oo, u wan dey put oil for the fire?aha
Posted: at 5-10-2009 09:55 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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federico, na when u help me brig the fotocopy come my room?
favvy, hope say na xerox you buy?
Posted: at 5-10-2009 10:02 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply asaph at 5-10-2009 10:11 AM (15 years ago) (m)
all above posts are funny. thank u all. esp fede
Posted: at 5-10-2009 10:11 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply just2sexy at 5-10-2009 03:01 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Wetin come dey happen here?
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 5-10-2009 03:01 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply favourtee at 6-10-2009 09:41 PM (15 years ago) (f)
ask10x
Posted: at 6-10-2009 09:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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