JUDGEMENT SOON

Date: 27-09-2014 8:00 pm (10 years ago) | Author: abdul mumin said adana
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- at 27-09-2014 08:00 PM (10 years ago)
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Who takes Custody ---?                                                                                                                                                                 Akpos and his wife were in court for div Grin ;Dorce,                                                                                                                          The problem now is -- who take custody of the only male ch ;Dild of their union?                     .                                The wife jumps up and says, your honour my lord, I brought this child into this world with pains and labour- he should be in my custody                                                                                                                          .          The judge turns to Akpos and ask him what he has to say in defense?                                                                     Akpos calmly got up and said : ------                                                                                                                                       If I put my ATM card into an ATM machine and the cash come out,whose cash is it?                                           The MACHINE or MINE?                                                                                                                                                           Have a nice weekend & stay away from the alchoolic through the EID                                                                       و كل عام و انتم بخير                Grin Grin Grin                                                                                                                                                                                   

Posted: at 27-09-2014 08:00 PM (10 years ago) | Grande Master
- francischi at 27-09-2014 08:43 PM (10 years ago)
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Do me i do u man no go vex.. Who we go blame for ur condition now? Stay out of trouble u no d hear. See wetin u don do ur self . Sorry ndo pele

Posted: at 27-09-2014 08:43 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- ajanni at 27-09-2014 10:19 PM (10 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 27-09-2014 10:19 PM (10 years ago) | Grande Master
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- jossy4reall at 28-09-2014 06:02 AM (10 years ago)
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make una dey recycle joke for hia like say hia na recycle bin

Posted: at 28-09-2014 06:02 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 28-09-2014 12:42 PM (10 years ago)
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end of joke na here joke finish Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Posted: at 28-09-2014 12:42 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 28-09-2014 12:57 PM (10 years ago)
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 Cool Cool
Posted: at 28-09-2014 12:57 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 28-09-2014 07:09 PM (10 years ago)
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Huh? Huh? Huh?

Posted: at 28-09-2014 07:09 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ajanni at 28-09-2014 11:40 PM (10 years ago)
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Ebola
Posted: at 28-09-2014 11:40 PM (10 years ago) | Grande Master
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- ajanni at 28-09-2014 11:46 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall link=to     pic=220910.msg4180893#msg4180893 date=1411880577
make una dey recycle joke for hia like say hia na recycle bin
  look at his    look at his head like that of ebola patience that of --bad belle yeyye ebola patience
Posted: at 28-09-2014 11:46 PM (10 years ago) | Grande Master
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- jossy4reall at 29-09-2014 04:41 AM (10 years ago)
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if no be say I dey observe my prayer.......I for show u pepper.....but I go treat ur fcuk up later

Posted: at 29-09-2014 04:41 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 29-09-2014 10:21 AM (10 years ago)
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i cant wait till then

Posted: at 29-09-2014 10:21 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ajanni at 30-09-2014 12:10 AM (10 years ago)
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Both of u craze wella wella weed Bois
Posted: at 30-09-2014 12:10 AM (10 years ago) | Grande Master
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- alabi22 at 30-09-2014 08:16 AM (10 years ago)
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abeg, which kain Don b ds? when francischi talk say na all ur cows dey post wey make u bcom Don...I dey ask weda e smoke. Ds same joke wey I post June 2013 & bad belles wrote pb4 for me , na im u con write hia dey open all ur 32 say hav a nice weekend? sorry to burst ur bubble...u've just thwarted my mood
Posted: at 30-09-2014 08:16 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Holyboss at 30-09-2014 08:32 AM (10 years ago)
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I tink we shud fine ds poster 10 cows for posting ds nonsensticaaa Old yoke Undecided
Posted: at 30-09-2014 08:32 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jossy4reall at 30-09-2014 09:19 AM (10 years ago)
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ajanni and his cow dey compete who go post joke pass.....na im make dem dey post any how

Posted: at 30-09-2014 09:19 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 30-09-2014 06:00 PM (10 years ago)
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u no get my drift
Posted: at 30-09-2014 06:00 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 1-10-2014 06:47 AM (10 years ago)
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how deep is ur drift?

Posted: at 1-10-2014 06:47 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 1-10-2014 09:51 AM (10 years ago)
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too deep to contain a tuber of yam Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Posted: at 1-10-2014 09:51 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 1-10-2014 10:29 AM (10 years ago)
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who call u for hia   Huh? Huh? Huh?

Posted: at 1-10-2014 10:29 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 1-10-2014 11:16 AM (10 years ago)
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am only passing and talkin to my self  Embarrassed

Posted: at 1-10-2014 11:16 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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