Relationship are hard. Just like full time job, and we sould treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks notice. There should be severance/inconvenience pay. and the day before they lave you, they should have to find you a temp. !!!!
14_Inches.
Posted: at 5-10-2009 02:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
just2sexy at 5-10-2009 02:11 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Gud one bro u try
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 5-10-2009 02:11 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Also, Why guys get hired on a new appointment, they must be placed on salary for monthly turn-around maintenance. To cushion the effect of the digging and climbing.
Since our jobs covers all ground including but not limited to climbing, sucking, digging, caressing, fondling, fingering, sniffing etc, abeg pals add the rest !!!!
We need monthly raise or increament in salary cos of credit crunch and above all, we must get some VAT added on top of the pay.
Most importantly, all mens' life must must be insured in case of emergency during duty....
Inches
Posted: at 8-10-2009 03:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Also, When engaged in new assignment, we must get constant breaks, to check if the engine is still capable of continuing with the herculean task ahead, to re0oil the engine with some guiness, Ogogoro, buratashi, Bulldoser and other recreational beverages,
In addition, we must be given a free hand of operation with 100 thousand square metres of our client's domicile. It must also be known by both parties that our client's relatives (excluding her mother and father) have no immunity during the lenght and breadth of our contact!!!
If all these condition have been fulfiled or promised to be fulfiled, then we can sign the contactual aggreement!!!
14_Inches
Posted: at 8-10-2009 04:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Gbam!! 14 wey iphie dey nah abi unah agreement don finnish?
1st Time when she visited, she no like the way I rush am firing every carnister left right and centre !!! She was carried away in an Ambulance, well I have called and apologised that it was not my fault, whne it is about two weeks I last saw a woman, the engine always malfunction and cannot be controlled.
Abeg beg am for me..
14_Inches
Posted: at 8-10-2009 04:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Yes becos, Out of the all money that my hands make, my prick spends 90% of it. So tell me what will other part spend??? That is just being too greedy!!! It is bettter to cut if off so that I can keep all the money.
14_Inches
Posted: at 6-01-2010 03:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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