HARSH THINGS A WOMAN CAN SAY TO A NAKED MAN

these are some of the things a woman says when she sees a man's penis that don't come across as........ well.... nice


- I've smoked fatter joints than that.
- Ahhhh, it's cute.
- Why don't we just cuddle?
- You know they have surgery to fix that.
- Make it dance.
- Can I paint a smiley face on it?
- Wow, and your feet are so big.
- It's OK, we'll work around it.
- Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
- Oh no... a flash headache.
- (point and giggle)
- Can I be honest with you?
- How sweet, you brought incense.
- This explains your car.
- Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
- Why is God punishing me?
- At least this won't take long.
- I never saw one like that before.
- But it still works, right?
- It looks so unused.
- Maybe it looks better in natural light.
- Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
- Are you cold?
- If you get me real drunk first.
- Is that an optical illusion?
- What is that?
- It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
- Does it come with an air pump?
- So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
- I guess this makes me the 'early bird.

Posted: at 5-10-2009 11:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

u're wrong blind bat its an inch long

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Posted: at 6-10-2009 02:30 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

ok

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Posted: at 6-10-2009 03:37 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

indecent, I gree. I've seen dirtier jokes on this forum
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Posted: at 6-10-2009 08:30 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Lai lai dat nah xter

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Posted: at 6-10-2009 05:12 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

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Posted: at 3-11-2009 01:52 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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Posted: at 3-11-2009 02:48 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Toks which one u don post? eleru

Posted: at 3-11-2009 03:31 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

Etisalat

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Posted: at 3-11-2009 07:13 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

na lie

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Posted: at 4-11-2009 09:20 AM (15 years ago) | Hero