Thirsty in the Desert

Date: 06-10-2009 7:05 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Yinka Oluwole
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- at 6-10-2009 07:05 PM (14 years ago)
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Two guys are stranded in the desert dying of thirst. As they're walking along they see a little shack. They run up to it and knock on the door. This big, fat, hairy, smelly, ugly, lady answers.
The first man tells the lady about their situation and begs her for a drink.
The woman says, "Sure, if you have sex with me."
The first man replies, "I would rather die in this desert, then have sex with you."
The second man wants to live and agree's to do the deed. He and the woman enter the shack, leaving the first man outside. The woman says, "Well, let's do it!"
The man agrees to start but only if she will close her eyes. He looks around the shack and sees a table full of corn on the cob. He picks one up, uses it on her and throws it out the window. The woman opens her eyes and asks for it again.
The man agrees and repeats the deed. The woman is finally satisfied and agrees to give the man and his friend some water. The man calls his friend in and informs him that the woman is going to give them some water.
The friend replies, "To hell with the water, I want some more of that buttered corn."

Posted: at 6-10-2009 07:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- coolguys235 at 6-10-2009 07:10 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin


oboy .......the corn really sweet oooooo.......i sure say na jsexy dey eat the corn
Posted: at 6-10-2009 07:10 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 6-10-2009 07:10 PM (14 years ago)
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Gud one. U try bro. My joke of the week Grin
Posted: at 6-10-2009 07:10 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 6-10-2009 07:11 PM (14 years ago)
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Cool u dey mad Grin
Posted: at 6-10-2009 07:11 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 6-10-2009 07:12 PM (14 years ago)
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no ...hw u take see the corn na....... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-10-2009 07:12 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 6-10-2009 07:17 PM (14 years ago)
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good good one dude keep it up Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-10-2009 07:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 6-10-2009 07:20 PM (14 years ago)
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add12 u want butter corn Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-10-2009 07:20 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 6-10-2009 07:20 PM (14 years ago)
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from the one u have ? no eat all
Posted: at 6-10-2009 07:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 6-10-2009 07:25 PM (14 years ago)
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na jsexy dey supplier am
Posted: at 6-10-2009 07:25 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 6-10-2009 09:58 PM (14 years ago)
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The supplier wetin??? E be like say u nak head 4 ground wen u small
Posted: at 6-10-2009 09:58 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 6-10-2009 10:09 PM (14 years ago)
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lol.....9ce 1
Posted: at 6-10-2009 10:09 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 6-10-2009 10:59 PM (14 years ago)
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more ororo to ur elbow,,dis is really wat we need,gud one
Posted: at 6-10-2009 10:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 6-10-2009 11:02 PM (14 years ago)
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more palm oil to ur egusi nii
Posted: at 6-10-2009 11:02 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 7-10-2009 01:44 AM (14 years ago)
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More shots to ur bottle
Posted: at 7-10-2009 01:44 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 7-10-2009 07:53 AM (14 years ago)
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eh eh eh eh ehehehe. This is funny
Posted: at 7-10-2009 07:53 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yinkaolu_1 at 7-10-2009 09:07 AM (14 years ago)
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thank y'all fellas!
Posted: at 7-10-2009 09:07 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 7-10-2009 09:56 AM (14 years ago)
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Right
Posted: at 7-10-2009 09:56 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 8-10-2009 09:23 AM (14 years ago)
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LMAO @ poster
Posted: at 8-10-2009 09:23 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 8-10-2009 11:13 AM (14 years ago)
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 Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 8-10-2009 11:13 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 8-10-2009 11:55 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 8-10-2009 11:55 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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