Two guys are stranded in the desert dying of thirst. As they're walking along they see a little shack. They run up to it and knock on the door. This big, fat, hairy, smelly, ugly, lady answers. The first man tells the lady about their situation and begs her for a drink. The woman says, "Sure, if you have sex with me." The first man replies, "I would rather die in this desert, then have sex with you." The second man wants to live and agree's to do the deed. He and the woman enter the shack, leaving the first man outside. The woman says, "Well, let's do it!" The man agrees to start but only if she will close her eyes. He looks around the shack and sees a table full of corn on the cob. He picks one up, uses it on her and throws it out the window. The woman opens her eyes and asks for it again. The man agrees and repeats the deed. The woman is finally satisfied and agrees to give the man and his friend some water. The man calls his friend in and informs him that the woman is going to give them some water. The friend replies, "To hell with the water, I want some more of that buttered corn."
Posted: at 6-10-2009 07:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
coolguys235 at 6-10-2009 07:10 PM (15 years ago) (m)
oboy .......the corn really sweet oooooo.......i sure say na jsexy dey eat the corn
Geoin4matic Engineer ..
Posted: at 6-10-2009 07:10 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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