Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young woman at the other end of the bar. "Bartender," he says, "give that lady whatever she likes, and put it on my tab."
When the drink is delivered, the woman gives Berkowitz a warm smile. A moment later he's at her side.
"That was very kind of you," she says. "Won't you sit down?"
After a few minutes of small talk, she says, "Let me be honest with you. You're a very nice man, but I don't think you realize that I'm a professional. I'd be delighted to go upstairs with you for a hundred dollars. Now, if that's not what you had in mind, I certainly understand, and I'll say good-bye now, no hard feelings."
"I'm surprised," says Berkowitz. "But you're a beautiful lady, and I like you, too. I've never done something like this before, but sure, let's go upstairs."
When they get to Berkowitz's room, he says, "I was wondering. There's something about you that makes me think you might be Jewish."
"Well, I am," she replies a little defensively. "Why do you ask?"
"Well, I'm Jewish, too," says Berkowitz. "And since we're both Jewish, I was hoping you would give me a discount."
"Dammit," she replies, "I was afraid this would happen. Okay, twenty percent off. But I want you to know, at these prices I'm not making any profit!"
14_Inches
Posted: at 6-10-2009 07:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
coolguys235 at 6-10-2009 07:42 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Geoin4matic Engineer ..
Posted: at 6-10-2009 07:42 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
There must be rule of engagement when a lady come to visit you. She must to bring milk(to replenish the lost glucose, fructose and other toses), Alabukun (for after effect rhumatism)- pardon my Ajegunle english, pure water for all the sweat that will come out during the digging deep operation dig the borehole, and the last but never the least some little thank you money for the job well done.
Then for the men who pay for their own service, they must always ask for discount. Haba, credit crunch dey. Hausa man go say JAAARA, or Yoruba go say FISI Joooo. You too must ask for fisi. And you even fit prize am down a bit if the time don dey reach say like 1.00am. All customer for don sleep by then so na gbanjo level e dey.
All guys here, wetin you talk before I table am before naijapals house of Assembly???
14_Inches
Posted: at 7-10-2009 06:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Thank you at least we agree on this one. These babes dey cheat us. This thing no dey expensive again like before. Credit crunch don de-value am. And the most important thing be say, dem no fit do am demselves!!! Don't mind all those lesbians, dem still dey look for men to do the topping for them.
Yes I know say dem dey use toy mimic our dick but what about the juice, dey no fit fake that one, na natural!!!
14_inches
Posted: at 7-10-2009 06:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Gbam!!! I support. True talk be that. The juice wey dem dey add for bread use drink tea
The juice wey I dey talk about has many uses. Ladies dey drink am like youghurt, dem dey use am rub face like cream. It can also be used to lubricate some passage wey dey too tight fro free "traffic flow" and the most important be say, if he enter into some holes, he dey become pikin like Gen TECCO!!!!
Wonderful!!!!!
14_Inches
Posted: at 7-10-2009 06:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Huh 
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