14_Inches_Long at 6-10-2009 09:35 PM (15 years ago) (m)
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit. "May we see the new baby?" one asked. "Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first." Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?" "No, not yet," said the mother. After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?" "No, not yet," replied the mother. Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?" "WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them. "Why do we have to wait until he CRIES?" "BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM. O.K.?" 14_Inches
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Posted: at 6-10-2009 09:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
just2sexy at 6-10-2009 10:32 PM (15 years ago) (m)
A gud one
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 6-10-2009 10:32 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply xter at 6-10-2009 10:37 PM (15 years ago) (m)
9ice 1
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza
Posted: at 6-10-2009 10:37 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply just2sexy at 7-10-2009 01:17 AM (15 years ago) (m)
Yes
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 7-10-2009 01:17 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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We people that we are old, we know ourselves!!! sometimes we forget to pull up our pants when we go toilet, but never mind, the old soldier don rest, the old beetle with 2 deflated tyres are already in a state of comatoes.
14_Inches
Posted: at 7-10-2009 10:51 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply xter at 7-10-2009 01:06 PM (15 years ago) (m)
maybe
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza
Posted: at 7-10-2009 01:06 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Gbravo at 7-10-2009 01:17 PM (15 years ago) (m)
it may be
Posted: at 7-10-2009 01:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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There was a time I forgot my house key and could not get into my house. But the following sunday, I went to church and as soon as the Pastor started his sermon on adultery and the Pasor's daughter stood up to go to the loo, I remembered where the key actual was left!!!
Sometimes we need things to reming us of our past actions
14_Inches
Posted: at 7-10-2009 01:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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hahahahaha..... am rolling on the ground ooooo.....
Posted: at 7-10-2009 01:50 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply favourtee at 8-10-2009 09:24 AM (15 years ago) (f)
LMAO @ poster
Posted: at 8-10-2009 09:24 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply favourtee at 8-10-2009 09:26 AM (15 years ago) (f)
lmao! poster
Posted: at 8-10-2009 09:26 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply elusakin at 8-10-2009 09:42 AM (15 years ago) (m)
A't
Posted: at 8-10-2009 09:42 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply asaph at 8-10-2009 11:10 AM (15 years ago) (m)
ahahahah
Posted: at 8-10-2009 11:10 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply omatseye at 8-10-2009 11:13 AM (15 years ago) (m)
noting do u
Posted: at 8-10-2009 11:13 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply asaph at 8-10-2009 11:15 AM (15 years ago) (m)
and why if i may ask
Posted: at 8-10-2009 11:15 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Toks-E at 8-10-2009 11:58 AM (15 years ago) (m)
2.0.
Posted: at 8-10-2009 11:58 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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Hi guys,
Just to ask if no one forgot his earthly possession somewhere yesterday !!!!!
Cos there is lost and found advert on the TV, but it might be too late by now. Cos the dog has already got it !!!!
No shaking pals.
How was your valentine yesterday, any gist ? juts holla me..
14_Inches
Posted: at 15-02-2011 12:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply belogh at 15-02-2011 12:41 PM (14 years ago) (m)
I did not know this joke was not posted be4 i should have........boy you try self
Posted: at 15-02-2011 12:41 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply bodeniyi at 15-02-2011 03:17 PM (14 years ago) (m)
nice post
Posted: at 15-02-2011 03:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Deffney at 16-02-2011 03:05 AM (14 years ago) (f)
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