Say a Little Prayer

Date: 07-10-2009 11:27 am (14 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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Squirrels had overrun three churches in town. After much prayer, the elders of the first church determined that the animals were predestined to be there. Who were they to interfere with God's will? they reasoned. Soon, the squirrels multiplied.
The elders of the second church, deciding that they could not harm any of God's creatures, humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.
It was only the third church that succeeded in keeping the pests away. The elders baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.


14_Inches

Posted: at 7-10-2009 11:27 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- coolguys235 at 7-10-2009 03:22 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmm
Posted: at 7-10-2009 03:22 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 7-10-2009 03:34 PM (14 years ago)
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not funny but ok  Wink Wink
Posted: at 7-10-2009 03:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 7-10-2009 04:00 PM (14 years ago)
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U try!
Posted: at 7-10-2009 04:00 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 7-10-2009 11:20 PM (14 years ago)
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i have to think,
Posted: at 7-10-2009 11:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 8-10-2009 01:56 AM (14 years ago)
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lets say the fact dis is jokeless laffless funnyless and unacceptable from a veteran in this house
Posted: at 8-10-2009 01:56 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- favourtee at 8-10-2009 07:08 PM (14 years ago)
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Nice on @ poster
Posted: at 8-10-2009 07:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 8-10-2009 07:19 PM (14 years ago)
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is there anything thatz not nice to u ....
Posted: at 8-10-2009 07:19 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- ezecyyyy at 8-10-2009 10:38 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmm
Posted: at 8-10-2009 10:38 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 8-10-2009 11:06 PM (14 years ago)
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Wetin hmmm u abi xter don pass the sickness give u?
Posted: at 8-10-2009 11:06 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- padrino at 8-10-2009 11:10 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  8-10-2009 11:06 PM
Wetin hmmm u abi xter don pass the sickness give u?
i guest Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 8-10-2009 11:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 8-10-2009 11:46 PM (14 years ago)
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Nah so i think 2. Out of xter 6500 post, 5000 nah hmmm
Posted: at 8-10-2009 11:46 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheenor at 15-11-2009 11:15 AM (14 years ago)
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na tru??.
Posted: at 15-11-2009 11:15 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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