The Three Sons

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother.

The first said, "I built a big house for our Mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how Mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well any more. I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took Elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it."

Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks: "Milton," she wrote one son, "the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house."

"Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel any more. My eyesight isn't what it used to be. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!"

"Dearest Donald," she wrote to her third son, "you have the good sense to know what your Mother likes. The chicken was delicious!"

Posted: at 18-10-2009 01:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

oh my!!!!!!!!!! whats ur problem nigga?...........we have seen dis shit here billion times so why again?

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Posted: at 18-10-2009 04:51 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Dis is my joke. What shit

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Posted: at 19-10-2009 12:48 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

lol..na wa ooo

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Posted: at 25-10-2009 06:39 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Wah plenty

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Posted: at 25-10-2009 11:55 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

This is piece of shit

Posted: at 26-10-2009 08:39 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

what do u mean or you are getting spoilt like j2s

Posted: at 26-10-2009 08:54 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

eh eh, this is hell or?

Posted: at 26-10-2009 10:16 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

No! If u knw wat i mean...

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Posted: at 26-10-2009 02:47 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

copywrite

Posted: at 26-10-2009 06:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac