CALABAR MAN VS DOG

As a Calabar man, I have never accepted people referring me as CALABAR MAN with some reasons like Dog eater etc… “But I was pessimistically accepted.”
One day my boss forgot his laptop in his house and I was asked to go and pick it up with the driver, on getting to the compound, I step down from the vehicle turned to my left hand side here come four (4) different kinds of BIG Dogs directly to my position. I took a step backward but their speed after me was as fast as I could imagine. I took to my hill shouting ABASI MBOK! ABASI MBOK!! ABASI MBOK!!! I ran for more than twenty (20) minute jumping from one flower to another without any positive solution. That was where I decided to say my last prayer “God see me, I be CALABAR MAN Oh.” Just immediately,  I no come see the dog again!!!