How many calories

Date: 23-10-2009 7:50 am (15 years ago) | Author: Gold Asaph
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- at 23-10-2009 07:50 AM (15 years ago)
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It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different segxwal activities. Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results.
 
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent..... ......... ......... 12 Calories
Without her consent..... ......... ...... 387 Calories
 
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands....... ......... ........ 8 Calories
With one hand........ ......... ......... 22 Calories
With your teeth....... ......... ........ 85 Calories
 
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection.... ......... ......... ... 6 Calories
Without an erection.... ......... ....... 315 Calories
 
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris.... ......... .. 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot...... ........ 192 Calories
 
POSITIONS:
Missionary.. ......... ......... ......... .. 112 Calories
69 lying down........ ......... ......... . 178 Calories
69 standing up.......... ......... ...... 312 Calories
Wheelbarrow. ......... ......... ......... 386 Calories
Doggy Style....... ......... ......... .... 400 Calories
Italian chandelier.. ......... ......... . 972 Calories
 
ORGASM
Real........ ......... ......... ......... 112 Calories
Fake........ ......... ......... ......... 315 Calories
 
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging..... ......... ....... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately. ......... ....... 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately. .....816 Calories
 
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years old......... ......... ...... 36 Calories
30-39 years....... ......... ......... .... 80 Calories
40-49 years....... ......... ......... .... 124 Calories
50-59 years....... ......... ......... .... 972 Calories
60-69 years....... ......... ......... .... 2916 Calories
70 and over........ ......... ......... .. Results are still pending
 
DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly...... ......... ......... ......... 32 Calories
In a hurry....... ......... ......... .... 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories   Cool Cool Cool

 

Posted: at 23-10-2009 07:50 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- brizio at 23-10-2009 07:59 AM (15 years ago)
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nice one asaph, no wonder i no gree fat.
Posted: at 23-10-2009 07:59 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 23-10-2009 08:02 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: brizio on 23-10-2009 07:59 AM
nice one asaph, no wonder i no gree fat.

Me too.....................................
Posted: at 23-10-2009 08:02 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 23-10-2009 08:13 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: brizio on 23-10-2009 07:59 AM
nice one asaph, no wonder i no gree fat.
i swear!!!
Posted: at 23-10-2009 08:13 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 23-10-2009 09:13 AM (15 years ago)
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so you normally skin yourselves guys
Posted: at 23-10-2009 09:13 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 23-10-2009 02:41 PM (15 years ago)
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Asaph Dis is Hillarious Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-10-2009 02:41 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 23-10-2009 02:45 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 23-10-2009 02:45 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 23-10-2009 02:49 PM (15 years ago)
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good Grin
Posted: at 23-10-2009 02:49 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 23-10-2009 02:54 PM (15 years ago)
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dont know what to say
Posted: at 23-10-2009 02:54 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MrDon at 23-10-2009 04:16 PM (15 years ago)
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too long...but nice sha
Posted: at 23-10-2009 04:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 23-10-2009 04:21 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 23-10-2009 04:21 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- lyinka at 23-10-2009 04:26 PM (15 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 23-10-2009 04:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 23-10-2009 04:35 PM (15 years ago)
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too raw
Posted: at 23-10-2009 04:35 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 24-10-2009 07:12 AM (15 years ago)
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fine
Posted: at 24-10-2009 07:12 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lazaruscandy at 24-10-2009 12:57 PM (15 years ago)
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haha hillarious
Posted: at 24-10-2009 12:57 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 24-10-2009 01:06 PM (15 years ago)
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good
Posted: at 24-10-2009 01:06 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- lyinka at 24-10-2009 02:35 PM (15 years ago)
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gulder
Posted: at 24-10-2009 02:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- presciousoluchi at 26-10-2009 06:49 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 26-10-2009 06:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 26-10-2009 09:31 PM (15 years ago)
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hmm
Posted: at 26-10-2009 09:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 26-10-2009 09:39 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: lyinka on 26-10-2009 09:31 PM
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 26-10-2009 09:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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