Drop a joke in you language (Page 7)

A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband

laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want,

and at what time I want," he insisted. "And, I don't expect

any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on

the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go

hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies

whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said. "Any

comments?" His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me.

But, just understand that there'll be sex here at seven

o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."