A BARGAIN

As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outside
a Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists.  An Arab
salesman approached them carrying belts.

After an impassioned sales talk yielded no results, he asked
where they were from.

"America," the husband replied.

Looking at her dark hair and olive skin, the Arab responded.
"She's not from the States."

"Yes I am." said the wife. He looked at her and asked. "Is he
your husband?" "Yes." she replied.

Turning to the husband, he offered..... "I'll give you 100 camels
for her." The husband looked stunned, and there was a long
silence.  Finally he replied, "she's not for sale."

After the salesman left, the somewhat indignant wife asked her
husband what took him so long to answer, to which the
husband replied, "I was trying to figure out how to get 100
camels back home."







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Posted: at 25-10-2009 02:49 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

Thanks

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Posted: at 25-10-2009 09:58 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

hehe. Nice one

Posted: at 25-10-2009 05:13 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

nyc........

Posted: at 25-10-2009 08:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Thanks guys!

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Posted: at 25-10-2009 09:32 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

Ehhen more like it! So whats happening with u?

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Posted: at 25-10-2009 09:41 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

Ok

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Posted: at 25-10-2009 09:49 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

low

Posted: at 26-10-2009 03:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

UR FUNNY

Posted: at 26-10-2009 04:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

k.

Posted: at 26-10-2009 09:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac