A single dad was taking his son of six years for a walk in the street when the little boy spotted a dog phyuking a bitch in their doggy style and he curiously asked his father, "Dad, what are they doing?" "They are making a new puppy" The father replied to the boys satisfaction.
Some days later, the boy got back from school and happily rushed to his dad's room to greet him. On opening the door, he finds his dad on top of a woman in the missionary style. He got surprised and asked, "dad, what are you doing?" "I'm making a baby brother for you" the father replied "No dad, turn her over, I would prefer to have a PUPPY!!"
The amount of love a girl has for a boy is for a boy is directly proportional to the amount he spends on her provided the supply remains constant.
Posted: at 28-10-2009 12:54 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
just2sexy at 28-10-2009 01:31 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Good one
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 28-10-2009 01:31 PM (15 years ago) | Hero