REHEARSAL

A Lady, Jennifer, goes to her local pet shop store in search of an 'exotic' pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box Full of Frogs. the sign says: Sex Frogs only N100.00 eachcomes with complete instructions

Jennifer excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watchin her. she whispers softly to d man behind the counter. I'll Take one. As the man packages the frod ..he quietly says to her ' just follow d instructions' the lady nods, grabs d box and is quietly on her way home. As soon as she closes d door 2 her apartment, she opens d instuction and reads dem very carefully. she does exactly whats specified.

1. Take a shower. 2. splash on some nice perfume. 3. slip into a very sexy nightie. 4. crawl into bed and place d frog down in btw ur legs and allow d frog 2 do what he has been trained to do.

She then quickly gets into bed with d frog and to her surprise.....Nothing Happens.
Jennifer was very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads d instructions and notices at the bottom of the page 'it says, If you ve any problem or question please call d pet store.

So, she calls d pet store. The man says: I'll be right over 'within minutes d man is ringing her door bell. The lady welcomes him in and says 'see i've done everythin according to the instructions..The damn frog just sit there.

The man......looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: LISTEN TO ME!!!! I'm only going to show you how to do this ONLY ONE MORE.........TIME!!!

Posted: at 30-10-2009 06:18 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

Hahahahaha good one

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Posted: at 30-10-2009 06:23 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

lol.funny

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Posted: at 30-10-2009 06:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lolz

Posted: at 30-10-2009 06:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

is dis one part of ur work as a moderator.??

Posted: at 30-10-2009 06:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

AS IN, U KNOW, I MEAN.....................

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Posted: at 30-10-2009 07:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Hmm

Posted: at 30-10-2009 08:19 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

i dunno

Posted: at 30-10-2009 08:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

dis is a good phyukin joke man................dis is da best

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Posted: at 30-10-2009 10:43 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

why u come open mouth like dog

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Posted: at 30-10-2009 11:02 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero