Just Imagining...

Date: 03-02-2015 1:20 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Fertymor Fatty
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- at 3-02-2015 01:20 PM (10 years ago)
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Lolzzz.......Dont laugh o! Yesterday, I was
 sitting in the
 church, and it was time for offering so the
 offering
 basket was passed around.
 Despite d Pastor's charge for gud offering, I
 still
 hurriedly and secretly pulled out N50 from my
 pocket
 and dropped it. Just then, the person behind
 me
 tapped me on the shoulder and handed me a
 N1,000
 note. I smiled, then put d N1,000 majestically
 in the
 basket and passed it on, then I turned and
 thank d
 man seriously for being so generous.
 He replied "don't mention my dear, after all it
 fell off
 ur pocket"
 Whaaaat??? Just imagining.....

Posted: at 3-02-2015 01:20 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- at 3-02-2015 04:03 PM (10 years ago)
 Roll Eyes ok you try small , anyway still  Undecided boo
Posted: at 3-02-2015 04:03 PM (10 years ago) |
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- omomarty at 3-02-2015 05:50 PM (10 years ago)
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pb444444444 just last week here fanel posted this joke even though you remixed yours but it's still boring
Posted: at 3-02-2015 05:50 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 3-02-2015 10:37 PM (10 years ago)
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You wan kill am
Posted: at 3-02-2015 10:37 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- brightossy at 4-02-2015 06:51 PM (10 years ago)
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kill ram
Posted: at 4-02-2015 06:51 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 4-02-2015 07:31 PM (10 years ago)
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lol!!majestically!!but pb4 tho Cheesy
Posted: at 4-02-2015 07:31 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 4-02-2015 10:09 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on  3-02-2015 10:37 PM
You wan kill am

kill who? you?
Posted: at 4-02-2015 10:09 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 8-02-2015 03:15 PM (10 years ago)
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You wan kill poster
Posted: at 8-02-2015 03:15 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 8-02-2015 07:19 PM (10 years ago)
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i resemble killer for your face?
Posted: at 8-02-2015 07:19 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 9-02-2015 08:36 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: omomarty on  3-02-2015 05:50 PM
pb444444444 just last week here fanel posted this joke even though you remixed yours but it's still boring
I wonder ooo
Posted: at 9-02-2015 08:36 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 6-04-2015 05:09 PM (10 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 6-04-2015 05:09 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 7-04-2015 07:41 AM (10 years ago)
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onye ara ndi okija
Posted: at 7-04-2015 07:41 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 7-04-2015 02:51 PM (10 years ago)
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ikpu gi dia Angry

Posted: at 7-04-2015 02:51 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 8-04-2015 08:26 AM (10 years ago)
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nkea di behuge,, but I like it

Posted: at 8-04-2015 08:26 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 12-04-2015 08:31 AM (10 years ago)
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u mean u like her ikpu Huh?

Posted: at 12-04-2015 08:31 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 17-04-2015 06:40 AM (10 years ago)
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e fit make sense.....but dis boy make respect ur aji ike naa

Posted: at 17-04-2015 06:40 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 20-04-2015 05:36 PM (10 years ago)
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ndi ara
Posted: at 20-04-2015 05:36 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 21-04-2015 01:27 AM (10 years ago)
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Pacing

Posted: at 21-04-2015 01:27 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 22-04-2015 02:21 PM (10 years ago)
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BETTER
Posted: at 22-04-2015 02:21 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Holyboss at 22-04-2015 11:09 PM (10 years ago)
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I have some spare weed,  wu wan flex?
Posted: at 22-04-2015 11:09 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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