WHY I LEFT NP (Page 4)

Date: 16-02-2015 9:13 am (9 years ago) | Author: immortal-jay™
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- zeigbo at 20-04-2015 09:53 PM (9 years ago)
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no be small

Posted: at 20-04-2015 09:53 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- franel at 21-04-2015 01:10 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: alabi22 on 16-03-2015 05:33 PM
leave am...dem neva finger am b4
Alabi leave them, tell them to go back to school and know what the word, "homonym" means.
They fed her dog meat. could mean either they may have fed "her", or "her dog"
We also have, the lady hit the man with an umbrella and so many more

Posted: at 21-04-2015 01:10 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 21-04-2015 01:22 AM (9 years ago)
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I am sure these yeye people must also have forgotten about an English professor who wrote the words: "A woman without her man is nothing" on the board and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
All the females in the class wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."

It all depends on how you stress or emphasis the sentence

Posted: at 21-04-2015 01:22 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 21-04-2015 01:25 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: franel on 21-04-2015 01:22 AM
I am sure these yeye people must also have forgotten about an English professor who wrote the words: "A woman without her man is nothing" on the board and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
All the females in the class wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."

It all depends on how you stress or emphasize the sentence

Posted: at 21-04-2015 01:25 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 22-04-2015 02:24 PM (9 years ago)
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MAKE I See first
Posted: at 22-04-2015 02:24 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 23-04-2015 04:37 AM (9 years ago)
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go and learn 1st

Posted: at 23-04-2015 04:37 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 24-04-2015 05:24 AM (9 years ago)
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Huh?

Posted: at 24-04-2015 05:24 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 25-04-2015 06:17 PM (9 years ago)
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waiting dey happen here

Posted: at 25-04-2015 06:17 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 26-04-2015 08:01 AM (9 years ago)
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ask ram

Posted: at 26-04-2015 08:01 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- justmak at 29-04-2015 06:01 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on 22-04-2015 02:24 PM
MAKE I See first

[ààq6mquote] Na thunder go fire u rakelly for bringing this franel or fryingpane boi to this joke forum, all him write up no make single sense, I go carry u go iyaba left  next week

Posted: at 29-04-2015 06:01 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- franel at 29-04-2015 07:18 PM (9 years ago)
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Chai! A screw just got loose, abeg where is the mechanic? There's an emergency here ⇑ 

Posted: at 29-04-2015 07:18 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- brightossy at 29-04-2015 08:19 PM (9 years ago)
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no b mechanic, na panel beater we need for now
Posted: at 29-04-2015 08:19 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- justmak at 29-04-2015 11:02 PM (9 years ago)
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rakelly sorry I no no say Na tossy him follow come tossy God no go 4gv u for bringing this boi here

Posted: at 29-04-2015 11:02 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 1-05-2015 03:49 AM (9 years ago)
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if una finish make una tell me

Posted: at 1-05-2015 03:49 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 2-05-2015 02:05 PM (9 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 2-05-2015 02:05 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 4-05-2015 08:22 PM (9 years ago)
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chai

Posted: at 4-05-2015 08:22 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 5-05-2015 04:57 AM (9 years ago)
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dia is yeye oooo

Posted: at 5-05-2015 04:57 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 5-05-2015 10:44 PM (8 years ago)
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I dey vex
How person go dey accuse me?
Agidi na agum
Posted: at 5-05-2015 10:44 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- justmak at 6-05-2015 02:47 PM (8 years ago)
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       VISION IMPOSSIBLE 4



@ school nw, so hungry
No cash on me,
I decided to go to d ATM
To cash out @ shaaaw
Behold guys d queue der
Be lyk movin train,
Stood der for ova 30mins
Boi d nigga tire!! Wit d
Kindda sun dat was heatin
Way don reach to melt 1 litter of
Ice block ..no forget oo my stomach was
Empty n nw was singing national anthem
Mehn I couldn't hold it any longer
So I walked  to a near by restaurants
Ordered for swallow n egwusi soup my
Favourites ,dey delivered in d next few seconds ,I
asked how much ?
D gul sellin said 250# "normal price for KSU
restaurant " I said okay
I started feedin my tommy
I say make I chop ma meat
I put hand to cari d meat
Behold dey wer two larg part insyd
My own soup ,it was suppose to b one,
Blood of chineke!!
My conscience dey tel me to return one
My stomach dey tel me common send am Down
here, na em I chop d meat  lick plate, I forgot I
had nt withdraw yet ooo omo see gobe!! Wit dat
kind sun
Na em me I relax joor!!
Put hand for ma pocket bring out my
Atm put ontop plate tell d sales gul
Make em carry d atm card go withdraw
Take her bill she charge me den return my
Atm n my change… .
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.till now I neva see the gul ooo
I run  go atm stand see
Wer d sales gul don spread mat
Dey chill for her turn
Lwkmooo
# Today_tire_una_nigga_seriously

Posted: at 6-05-2015 02:47 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 8-05-2015 09:16 PM (8 years ago)
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Roll Eyes

Posted: at 8-05-2015 09:16 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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