What the phyuk!!! (Page 2)

Date: 06-11-2009 1:35 pm (11 years ago) | Author: mamudu blessing
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- Kristiantus at 6-11-2009 04:03 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Bomber on  6-11-2009 04:02 PM
see wetin phyuk dey do for inside here
you no go phyuk somebody quick quick before we close the post.... Grin
Posted: at 6-11-2009 04:03 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 6-11-2009 04:06 PM (11 years ago)
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What da phyuk

Posted: at 6-11-2009 04:06 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 6-11-2009 04:09 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on  6-11-2009 04:06 PM
What da phyuk
Grin Grin Grin
teeco, you sef don phyuk now now wey you come.... next person to phyuk plzz...
Posted: at 6-11-2009 04:09 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 6-11-2009 04:23 PM (11 years ago)
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kris wat eva d phyuk ur name is.... who d phyuk are u calling dis girl, if u try dat phyukin shit again i swear i will beat d phyukin daylight out of ur dumb phyuking head. fatherphyuker
Posted: at 6-11-2009 04:23 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 6-11-2009 04:37 PM (11 years ago)
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by phyuk it is funny, maybe cos it was written by a real phyuker......lolz
Posted: at 6-11-2009 04:37 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- maffrodisiac at 6-11-2009 04:40 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: prettyb4eva on  6-11-2009 01:35 PM
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "phyuk".
It is the one just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
In language, "phyuk" falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John phyuked Mary) and intra...nsitive (Mary was phyuked by John).
It can be an action verb (Mary phyuks like a rabbit), A passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a phyuk), an adverb (Mary is phyuking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific phyuk).
It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is phyuking beautiful) or an interjection (phyuk! I'm late for my date with Mary).
It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, phyuk she's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "phyuk". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
1. Fraud "I got phyuked by the car dealer."
2. Resignation "Oh, phyuk it!"
3. Trouble "I guess I'm phyuked now."
4. Aggression "phyuk YOU!"
5. Disgust "phyuk me."
6. Confusion "What the phyuk.......?"
7. Difficulty "I don't understand this phyuking business!"
8. Despair "phyuked again..."
9. Pleasure "I phyuking couldn't be happier."
10. Displeasure "What the phyuk is going on here?"
11. Lost "Where the phyuk are we."
12. Disbelief "UNphyukINGBELIEVABLE!"
13. Retaliation "Up your phyuking ass!"
14. Denial "I didn't phyuking do it."
15. Perplexity "I know phyuk all about it."
16. Apathy "Who really gives a phyuk, anyhow?"
17. Greetings "How the phyuk are ya?"
18. Suspicion "Who the phyuk are you?"
19. Panic "Let's get the phyuk out of here."
20. Directions "phyuk off."
21. Disbelief "How the phyuk did you do that?"
It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a phyuking A*#S."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five phyuking thirty."
It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this phyuking job?"
It can be maternal- "Motherphyuker."
It can be political- "phyuk Clinton!"
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:
"What the phyuk was that?" Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these phyuking Indians come from?" General Custer
"Where the phyuk is all this water coming from?" Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real phyuking gun." John Lennon
"Who's gonna phyuking find out?" Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to phyuking roll." Anne Boleyn
"Who let the phyuking woman drive?" Commander of Space Shuttle Challenger
"What phyuking map?" Mark Thatcher
"Any phyuking idiot could understand that." Albert Einstein
"phyuk STELA DON DIE" OBJ
"It does so phyuking look like her!" Picasso
"How the phyuk did you work that out?" Pythagoras
"You want what on the phyuking ceiling?" Michaelangelo
"na the phyuk phyuk dey sweet dem pass" Fela
"phyuk a duck." Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its phyuking there!" Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna phyuking rain?" Joan of Arc
"Scattered phyuking showers my ass." Noah
"For phyuk sakes STOP phyukING phyuk" PRETTYB4EVA
OMG! Talk about versatility. Good piece Pretty!
Posted: at 6-11-2009 04:40 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- asaph at 6-11-2009 04:58 PM (11 years ago)
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this phyukin piece of shit, though phyukin funny
Posted: at 6-11-2009 04:58 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 6-11-2009 05:08 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: prettyb4eva on  6-11-2009 04:23 PM
kris wat eva d phyuk ur name is.... who d phyuk are u calling dis girl, if u try dat phyukin shit again i swear i will beat d phyukin daylight out of ur dumb phyuking head. fatherphyuker
Huh? Huh? Huh?
phyuking.... phyuking.... Grin
fatherphyuker atleast better pass motherphyuker... i better pass J2S... Huh?
Posted: at 6-11-2009 05:08 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 6-11-2009 05:09 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: prettyb4eva on  6-11-2009 04:23 PM
kris wat eva d phyuk ur name is.... who d phyuk are u calling dis girl, if u try dat phyukin shit again i swear i will beat d phyukin daylight out of ur dumb phyuking head. fatherphyuker
madamphyuker, no vex say i call you girl.... sorry... Grin
Posted: at 6-11-2009 05:09 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 6-11-2009 05:11 PM (11 years ago)
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mr don wat are u phyuking feelin like? who d phyuk named u don self?
Posted: at 6-11-2009 05:11 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 6-11-2009 05:13 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  6-11-2009 05:09 PM
Quote from: prettyb4eva on  6-11-2009 04:23 PM
kris wat eva d phyuk ur name is.... who d phyuk are u calling dis girl, if u try dat phyukin shit again i swear i will beat d phyukin daylight out of ur dumb phyuking head. fatherphyuker
madamphyuker, no vex say i call you girl.... sorry... Grin
ok, man, if that may phyukin make her phyukin happy
Posted: at 6-11-2009 05:13 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 6-11-2009 05:17 PM (11 years ago)
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then let her phyuk her phyuking way into my room Grin Grin

Posted: at 6-11-2009 05:17 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 6-11-2009 05:18 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  6-11-2009 03:37 PM
Quote from: just2sexy on  6-11-2009 03:32 PM
And u too
what the phyuk.... phyuk you and add12... Grin see i phyuk you two...
phyuk u chris ,phyuk u jsexy ,phyuk u all in this phyukn thing
Posted: at 6-11-2009 05:18 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 6-11-2009 05:21 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: add12 on  6-11-2009 05:18 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  6-11-2009 03:37 PM
Quote from: just2sexy on  6-11-2009 03:32 PM
And u too
what the phyuk.... phyuk you and add12... Grin see i phyuk you two...
phyuk u chris ,phyuk u jsexy ,phyuk u all in this phyukn thing
phyuk your ass men
Posted: at 6-11-2009 05:21 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prettyb4eva at 6-11-2009 05:23 PM (11 years ago)
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phyukingkris i think dat shld b ur phyukin new name. krisphyuker krisANUS FCK..R8)
Posted: at 6-11-2009 05:23 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 6-11-2009 05:23 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: add12 on  6-11-2009 05:18 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  6-11-2009 03:37 PM
Quote from: just2sexy on  6-11-2009 03:32 PM
And u too
what the phyuk.... phyuk you and add12... Grin see i phyuk you two...
phyuk u chris ,phyuk u jsexy ,phyuk u all in this phyukn thing
am phyuking you tonite.... Angry
Posted: at 6-11-2009 05:23 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 6-11-2009 05:24 PM (11 years ago)
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me 0ooh you want some phyuking thing right i all phyuk u up
phyuk ur mouth
Posted: at 6-11-2009 05:24 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 6-11-2009 05:26 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: prettyb4eva on  6-11-2009 05:23 PM
phyukingkris i think dat shld b ur phyukin new name. krisphyuker krisANUS FCK..R8)
Huh? Huh? Huh?
na me you give all dis phyuking name? Grin
phyukingprettyb4eva... Grin
phyuk you all fatherphyuker... phyuk you all madamphyuker... phyuk you fatherphyuker...
Posted: at 6-11-2009 05:26 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 6-11-2009 05:28 PM (11 years ago)
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krisphyuker i'm phyuking you knaw
phyuk ur ass man phyuk u ,phyuk in the street  
Posted: at 6-11-2009 05:28 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 6-11-2009 05:29 PM (11 years ago)
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i'm outta this phyuking place

Posted: at 6-11-2009 05:29 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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