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![-]( "asaph") asaph at 16-11-2009 12:46 PM (15 years ago)  (m) Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy
Therefore:
Human - enjoy = Donkey + Work
In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.
** Equation 2 **
Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money
Therefore:
Man - earn money = Donkey
In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey
** Equation 3 **
Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey
In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey
To Conclude: From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend
So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!
So, We have: Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money
Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
| Posted: at 16-11-2009 12:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 16-11-2009 12:48 PM (15 years ago) (m) 
| Posted: at 16-11-2009 12:48 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "asaph") asaph at 16-11-2009 12:50 PM (15 years ago) (m) yes you are not married | Posted: at 16-11-2009 12:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 16-11-2009 12:53 PM (15 years ago) (m) yeah
| Posted: at 16-11-2009 12:53 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 16-11-2009 12:55 PM (15 years ago) (m) posted b4
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza  | Posted: at 16-11-2009 12:55 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "asaph") asaph at 16-11-2009 12:55 PM (15 years ago) (m) posted b4
hahahhhaaghahahah | Posted: at 16-11-2009 12:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 16-11-2009 12:58 PM (15 years ago) (m) why wasting ur carbondioxide now
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza | Posted: at 16-11-2009 12:58 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 16-11-2009 01:00 PM (15 years ago) (m) why wasting ur carbondioxide now
| Posted: at 16-11-2009 01:00 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 16-11-2009 01:01 PM (15 years ago) (m) U try
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 16-11-2009 01:01 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "asaph") asaph at 16-11-2009 01:04 PM (15 years ago) (m) @Xter, do u want it? have it if you want. i thought you were crazy not stupid? | Posted: at 16-11-2009 01:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 16-11-2009 01:07 PM (15 years ago) (m) pregnant man whats all dis now.....abi the baby in ur tommy is kicking
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza | Posted: at 16-11-2009 01:07 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 16-11-2009 01:10 PM (15 years ago) (m) you people should not kill me with laugh here abeg Xter
| Posted: at 16-11-2009 01:10 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 16-11-2009 01:14 PM (15 years ago) (m) i don leave am........asaph is my big broda i'm just naughty
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza | Posted: at 16-11-2009 01:14 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 16-11-2009 01:15 PM (15 years ago) (m) lol
| Posted: at 16-11-2009 01:15 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "asaph") asaph at 16-11-2009 01:16 PM (15 years ago) (m) pregnant man whats all dis now.....abi the baby in ur tommy is kicking
its you kicking, stop it | Posted: at 16-11-2009 01:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 16-11-2009 01:18 PM (15 years ago) (m) ok sir
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza | Posted: at 16-11-2009 01:18 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 16-11-2009 01:21 PM (15 years ago) (m) Unah believe me say trunaija and favourtee nah the same person?
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 16-11-2009 01:21 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 16-11-2009 01:23 PM (15 years ago) (m) how come?
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza | Posted: at 16-11-2009 01:23 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "dirtykid") dirtykid at 16-11-2009 01:25 PM (15 years ago) (m) WgO ??
DirtyKid is a Happy Kid !!.....FATHER !! I've cast my bread on the waters long time ago. Now it's time 4u to return it, well buttered !! | Posted: at 16-11-2009 01:25 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 16-11-2009 01:26 PM (15 years ago) (m) The same Ip address
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 16-11-2009 01:26 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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