I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating or over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are
very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!" And the moral of this story is:
........Guess what, I was heading for my car where I kept my condoms.
Do have a nice day!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: at 17-11-2009 10:44 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
soilscience at 17-11-2009 11:30 AM (15 years ago) (m)
hahahahah...o man i had a wonderfull laugh..i was just eager to hear how u made it with ur sis in law and i was actually loooking forward to it..lo and behold!!! man ...u were lucky ooooo
Posted: at 17-11-2009 11:30 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
handsomeemmy1 at 17-11-2009 12:50 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Lesson learnt, but next time walk with ya condom and you may be doomed 4 it.
Life can only get better can only get better for me, i don't know about you. But just be calm remain focus because you never can tell where God is taking you to. smile.
Posted: at 17-11-2009 12:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
hahahahah...o man i had a wonderfull laugh..i was just eager to hear how u made it with ur sis in law and i was actually loooking forward to it..lo and behold!!! man ...u were lucky ooooo
It was dat close o..my Guy
Posted: at 23-11-2009 03:15 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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