Milking Machine

A farmer orders an expensive milking machine. He decides to test it on himself first, so he inserts his manhood into the equipment and turns on the switch. Soon he realizes that the equipment provides him with more pleasure than his wife does. But when the fun is over, he realizes that he cannot remove the instrument f...rom his tool, anxiously he reads the manual, but does not find any useful information.

He tries every button on the instrument, without success. Finally the farmer decides to call the customer hotline.

'Hello, I just bought a cow milking machine from your company, it works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?' 'Don't worry sir', replies the customer service person, 'the machine will release automatically once it has collected two litres!'

Posted: at 17-11-2009 11:17 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lolz

Posted: at 17-11-2009 11:34 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

teeco i shld b askin u dat. abi u no b man

Posted: at 17-11-2009 11:45 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

My joke of the month! I still dey laugh sef pretty thanks babe

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Posted: at 17-11-2009 11:49 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

lol asaph

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Posted: at 17-11-2009 11:51 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

ok ooh

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Posted: at 17-11-2009 11:55 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

for what?

Posted: at 17-11-2009 11:57 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

4 water in ur belly

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Posted: at 17-11-2009 12:00 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

No nah cobwebs

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Posted: at 17-11-2009 12:03 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

dont u know your age?
@j2s, so its you who empregnanted me with cobwebs?

Posted: at 17-11-2009 12:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac