****SENSE PASS SENSE*****

Date: 09-03-2015 9:15 am (10 years ago) | Author: Dr Yemi
[1] 2
- at 9-03-2015 09:15 AM (10 years ago)
(m)
An American lawyer and a Nigerian are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that Nigerians are so dumb that he
can fool them easily..,....,. so the lawyer asks
if the naija guy would like to play a fun game. The nigerian is tired
and just wants to rest, so he politely declines and tries to catch
some sleep. The lawyer persists and says that the game is a lot of
fun "I ask u a question and if you don't know the answer, you pay me
only 5dollars; you ask me one and if I dont know the answer, I will
pay u $500. As naija no be dull guys naau, this catches the
nigerian's attention and to keep d lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the
game.
The lawyer asks d 1st question "what's the distance from earth to the
moon? The naija guy doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls
out 5dollars the hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the omo naija turn.
He ask the lawyer, "what goes up a mountain with 3 legs and comes
down with four?
The lawyer uses his laptop, searches the internet and even the
Library of Congress. He sends emails to all his smart friends he
knows, all to no avail. After 1 hour of futile searching, he finally gives
up. He wakes the naija guy and hands him $500. The nigerian
pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.
The lawyer is going crazy not knowing the answer. So he wakes the
naija guy up the asks, "well, so what goes up a mountain with 3 legs
and comes down with four? The nigerian reaches in his pocket,
hands the lawyer 5dollars and goes back to sleep.

Posted: at 9-03-2015 09:15 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
- ExpertTbright at 9-03-2015 06:23 PM (10 years ago)
(m)
Continue na  Roll Eyes
Cos no be there the person wey post am before stopped o  Roll Eyes

Posted: at 9-03-2015 06:23 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- Holyboss at 9-03-2015 09:55 PM (10 years ago)
(m)
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 9-03-2015 09:55 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- zeigbo at 9-03-2015 11:46 PM (10 years ago)
(m)
pb4

Posted: at 9-03-2015 11:46 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
- giftmurphy at 10-03-2015 12:54 PM (10 years ago)
(f)
 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy... sure nigerian guy!! Cheesy Cheesy at first twas looking like pb4..nice!!
Posted: at 10-03-2015 12:54 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- rakelly at 10-03-2015 08:26 PM (10 years ago)
(f)
na pb4?
Posted: at 10-03-2015 08:26 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- zeigbo at 10-03-2015 09:37 PM (10 years ago)
(m)
yeye pass yeye

Posted: at 10-03-2015 09:37 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
- ExpertTbright at 11-03-2015 12:32 PM (10 years ago)
(m)
I c

Posted: at 11-03-2015 12:32 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- rakelly at 11-03-2015 10:47 PM (10 years ago)
(f)
c u
i.h
Posted: at 11-03-2015 10:47 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- giftmurphy at 12-03-2015 12:27 AM (10 years ago)
(f)
 Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 12-03-2015 12:27 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- Holyboss at 15-03-2015 12:39 PM (10 years ago)
(m)
 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 15-03-2015 12:39 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- jossy4reall at 15-03-2015 07:42 PM (10 years ago)
(m)
otondo...but why?

Posted: at 15-03-2015 07:42 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- alabi22 at 16-03-2015 05:28 PM (10 years ago)
(f)
lols...nice joke....infact JOKE OF THE MONTH....welldone
Posted: at 16-03-2015 05:28 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- rakelly at 16-03-2015 07:54 PM (10 years ago)
(f)
For this pb20?
Alabi be nice small
Posted: at 16-03-2015 07:54 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- zeigbo at 16-03-2015 09:03 PM (10 years ago)
(m)
tell ram

Posted: at 16-03-2015 09:03 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
- ExpertTbright at 16-03-2015 11:38 PM (10 years ago)
(m)
Who be ram?

Posted: at 16-03-2015 11:38 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- franel at 17-03-2015 12:44 AM (10 years ago)
(m)
All of you minus me.

Posted: at 17-03-2015 12:44 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- alabi22 at 17-03-2015 06:19 PM (10 years ago)
(f)
@Rakelly, I mean am ooo...joke of the month a beg (admin neva bring d trophy?)
Posted: at 17-03-2015 06:19 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- zeigbo at 27-03-2015 08:15 AM (10 years ago)
(m)
Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

Posted: at 27-03-2015 08:15 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
- brightossy at 27-03-2015 08:34 AM (10 years ago)
(m)
Alabi don collect bribe
Posted: at 27-03-2015 08:34 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
[1] 2

fire TRENDING GISTS fire

TODAY'S TOP
  1. VIDEO: Jarvis Surprises Peller With a Lavish Birthday Gift

  2. PHOTOS: How Your Favourite Celeb Stepped Out For 2025 For AMVCA Cultural Night

  3. Pregnant Woman Dies Mid-operation As Jehovah’s Witness Doctor Refuses Blood Transfusion

  4. EFCC Arrests Two Chinese Nationals, Six Nigerians Over Illegal Mining in Ogun State (Photos)

  5. Ganduje Sparks Controversy With One-Party State Remarks Amid Wave Of Defections

  6. Lagos Lady Recounts Ordeal in 'One Chance' Bus, Says She Was Hypnotized, Robbed & Abandoned

  7. EFCC To Investigate Alleged ₦528bn Misappropriation By Ex-Zamfara Governor, Matawalle


THIS WEEK
  1. Benue In Uproar As Leaked Adult Videos Spark Outrage, Calls For Arrests

  2. 18Yr Old Boy Impregnates 10 Girls, Including His Boss' Daughter After He Was Sent To Learn A

  3. 103 Virgin Girls Initiated Into Womanhood At Ovia Osese Festival In Kogi State (Photos)

  4. "Many Have Suffered From Stroke" -Pastor Oyakhilome’s Sermon On Salt Sparks Heated Debate (Vid)

  5. VDM And I Are Officially Married - Actress Sarah Martins Drops Bombshell

  6. LA HOTTIE! Davido’s Wife, Chioma Adeleke, Flaunts Her Hot Bod In Lovely New Photos

  7. "Why I Would Choose Davido Over Burnaboy, Wizkid" – Singer, Zinoleesky

  8. 'Some Men Are Praying For Their Wives To Die So They Can Marry Another' -Nigerian Man Blows Hot

  9. Nollywood Star, Uche Ogbodo Undergoes 'BBL & Tummy Tuck'; Shares Recovery Journey (Video)

  10. I’m Married To Jesus — Pretty Reverend Sister Tells Asaba Boys Asking For Her Number (VID)


TOP MEMBERS:

Featured Discussions