Smell the Goat

Date: 07-12-2009 10:19 am (15 years ago) | Author: cyril ogbonna
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- at 7-12-2009 10:19 AM (15 years ago)
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there was a competition between an igbo.., Hausa .., and yoruba man..
 for ten seconds.., each will stay near a goat dat smells worst than a pit latrine..

igbo man goes in and sits down near d goat... then counting began.. 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5... 6...  mehn.. d igbo man couldn't bear d smell.. he stood up an walked away shouting chinekenna..mmee.. and he was disqualified..

yoruba man entered wit moral.. and sits down near d smelling goat.. then d counting began.. 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.... o boy d yoruba man couldn't take it any more... he stood up & ran away from d goat.. as fast as his feet could carry him.. .

Hausa men goes in slowly and sat down near d smelling goat.. o boy..! counting began.. 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. 6.. 7.. 8.. 9.........................   o boy guess what???  the goat ran away from the hausa man.. becoz d hausa man was smelling worst than d goat.. Roll Eyes
 

Posted: at 7-12-2009 10:19 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- add12 at 7-12-2009 10:46 AM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmm  Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 7-12-2009 10:46 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 7-12-2009 12:07 PM (15 years ago)
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wat is dis
Posted: at 7-12-2009 12:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 7-12-2009 12:13 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: deguzman on  7-12-2009 10:19 AM
there was a competition between an igbo.., Hausa .., and yoruba man..
 for ten seconds.., each will stay near a goat dat smells worst than a pit latrine..

igbo man goes in and sits down near d goat... then counting began.. 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5... 6...  mehn.. d igbo man couldn't bear d smell.. he stood up an walked away shouting chinekenna..mmee.. and he was disqualified..

yoruba man entered wit moral.. and sits down near d smelling goat.. then d counting began.. 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.... o boy d yoruba man couldn't take it any more... he stood up & ran away from d goat.. as fast as his feet could carry him.. .

Hausa men goes in slowly and sat down near d smelling goat.. o boy..! counting began.. 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. 6.. 7.. 8.. 9.........................   o boy guess what???  the goat ran away from the hausa man.. becoz d hausa man was smelling worst than d goat.. Roll Eyes
 

hahahhahahhahhahaahah...i jst imagined an Ngwa man shouting dose words


nice joke sha, tho it might sound abusive to others
Posted: at 7-12-2009 12:13 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Bomber at 7-12-2009 12:26 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 7-12-2009 12:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 7-12-2009 05:54 PM (15 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 7-12-2009 05:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 7-12-2009 06:41 PM (15 years ago)
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KUDOS 4 U....you sure say nor be you be the Hausa man wen goat run leave
Posted: at 7-12-2009 06:41 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 7-12-2009 07:00 PM (15 years ago)
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u try poster keep i up
Posted: at 7-12-2009 07:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 7-12-2009 07:28 PM (15 years ago)
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ok thnx Grin
Posted: at 7-12-2009 07:28 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 7-12-2009 07:32 PM (15 years ago)
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i'm not here ooh
Posted: at 7-12-2009 07:32 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 7-12-2009 07:38 PM (15 years ago)
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were u here b4? Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-12-2009 07:38 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Bomber at 7-12-2009 07:39 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: coolguys235 on  7-12-2009 07:28 PM
ok thnx Grin

Na you post am?
Posted: at 7-12-2009 07:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 7-12-2009 07:41 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: coolguys235 on  7-12-2009 07:38 PM
were u here b4? Grin Grin
i was never .................
Posted: at 7-12-2009 07:41 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 7-12-2009 07:43 PM (15 years ago)
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Wetin dey hapen here?
Posted: at 7-12-2009 07:43 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 7-12-2009 07:47 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Bomber on  7-12-2009 07:39 PM
Quote from: coolguys235 on  7-12-2009 07:28 PM
ok thnx Grin

Na you post am?

just helping the poster Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-12-2009 07:47 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 7-12-2009 07:53 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  7-12-2009 07:43 PM
Wetin dey hapen here?
u no dey see?
Posted: at 7-12-2009 07:53 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Bomber at 7-12-2009 07:56 PM (15 years ago)
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smell the goat
Quote from: just2sexy on  7-12-2009 07:43 PM
Wetin dey hapen here?

smell the j2s...sorry, goat
Posted: at 7-12-2009 07:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 7-12-2009 07:57 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: coolguys235 on  7-12-2009 07:47 PM
Quote from: Bomber on  7-12-2009 07:39 PM
Quote from: coolguys235 on  7-12-2009 07:28 PM
ok thnx Grin

Na you post am?

just helping the poster Grin Grin

I C, you dey help recieve blessings, no problem
Posted: at 7-12-2009 07:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 8-12-2009 06:34 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on  7-12-2009 06:41 PM
KUDOS 4 U....you sure say nor be you be the Hausa man wen goat run leave

o mehn.. am igbo.. for ur infor.. NGWA
Posted: at 8-12-2009 06:34 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 8-12-2009 06:36 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on  7-12-2009 12:13 PM
Quote from: deguzman on  7-12-2009 10:19 AM
there was a competition between an igbo.., Hausa .., and yoruba man..
 for ten seconds.., each will stay near a goat dat smells worst than a pit latrine..

igbo man goes in and sits down near d goat... then counting began.. 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5... 6...  mehn.. d igbo man couldn't bear d smell.. he stood up an walked away shouting chinekenna..mmee.. and he was disqualified..

yoruba man entered wit moral.. and sits down near d smelling goat.. then d counting began.. 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.... o boy d yoruba man couldn't take it any more... he stood up & ran away from d goat.. as fast as his feet could carry him.. .

Hausa men goes in slowly and sat down near d smelling goat.. o boy..! counting began.. 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. 6.. 7.. 8.. 9.........................   o boy guess what???  the goat ran away from the hausa man.. becoz d hausa man was smelling worst than d goat.. Roll Eyes
 

hahahhahahhahhahaahah...i jst imagined an Ngwa man shouting dose words


nice joke sha, tho it might sound abusive to others




GUY AM nGWAooo... watch ur mouth
Posted: at 8-12-2009 06:36 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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