IT PAYS TO BE A NIGERIAN.

Date: 28-07-2008 9:46 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Theophilus Timiphast
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A man died & goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.  He goes to the German hell & asks, 'What do they  do here?' He is told 'first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a  bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil  comes in and whips you for the rest of the day'.  The man does not like the sound of that at all so  he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as  the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that  they are all similar to the German hell.  Then he comes to the Nigerian hell and finds that  there is a long queue of people waiting to get  in....Amazed, he asks, 'What do they do here?'  He is told 'first they put you in an electric  chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of  nails for another hour. The Nigerian devil comes in  & whips you for the rest of the day.'  But that is exactly the same as all the other hells,  why are there so many people waiting to get in?' asks the man. A concerned fellow calls him aside and  said, 'Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair doesn't work.  The nails were paid for but were never supplied by the contractor, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on.  And the Nigerian devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back  home for other business!!'  ............ ...... IT PAYS TO BE A NIGERIAN. Undecided

Posted: at 28-07-2008 09:46 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- ngfineface at 31-08-2015 04:13 PM (8 years ago)
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Yes ooo. It sure pays sometimes
Posted: at 31-08-2015 04:13 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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