ScEnArIoS (Police Story)

Yay! It's another day on the most "expensive joke" show on this side of the Internet. We wanna thank our hosts Naijapals Media LTD for giving another oppurtunity to get real with real Reality. Welcoming y'all, "extinguished" Ladies and Gentlemen to ScEnArIos.
Last's week's show was the talk-of-the-town. We featured our real Naija situations, and like every Reality Show, some love it, some hate it, some are speechless, some are undecided. This week, we promise to give y'all another thing to decide about.
It's THE POLICE STORY. Let the pictures speak for themselves while I narrate.

1) The USA Police. (Wow! Woah! Even the soldiers in Iraq are not this kitted. Are these ones after criminals or terrorists? I wonder why people still commit crimes. Reminds me of RoboCop)

2) The UK Police. (The conventional British Cops. With hats like Taxi-drivers lol...I hear they don't waste bullets anyhow. I bullet per criminal cos those bullets were bought with Tax-payers money and should be accounted for especially with this global financial melt-down)


3) The German Police. (So all what we watch in movies ain't fiction. That guy on the right has infra-red glasses to detect who is a criminal and who is not, and the guy on the left can actually see thru walls with his "specs". And look at those gadgets...I need to join the cops)

4)The Russian Police. (Now I don't wish I could join the Cop..i take that wish back. They have to fight crime and cold at the same time)

5) The Chinese Police. (May technology not make this ones run mad. What's this? No wonder Jackie Chan chases the bad guys using a skate board in one of his movies. Get real jor! This is a Reality Show not some Comic Strip)

6)The Pakistani Police (I quit. This is where I drop my bagde (if I have one) on the DPO's desk and take a walk. The bad guys are having fun with their babes in some cool corner and these cops are sharing an umbrella?)

7) The Indian Police ( Oh no! Even if this was a joke, I won't play to it. Is the other guy looking for promotion or what? Na wa o! I trust my Naija, that kind thing no fit happen. Oga must swim by himself)

and finally...

8.) The Nigerian Police (force or forceless). (No comment)

8b) still the Nigerian Police (I said No comment)

8c)the Nigerian Police yet again (U no dey hear word? I say no comment? Must i talk? Take the camera outta my face)  :'(


I know you love Naija...let's keep repping and try to make things better...signing out now...till next time on ScEnaRiOs

keep Hanging Out with Oyez...don't hang Oyez out ooo

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Posted: at 11-12-2009 12:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

d naija scenario isn't funnie
but poster u try

Posted: at 11-12-2009 12:41 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

I like Pakistani Police

Posted: at 11-12-2009 01:03 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

was boing found it to long, old boy u neva sabi summary, wit all dis night schl u neva sabi summary

Posted: at 11-12-2009 02:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

waow if it aint wacko jacko...... nice try chiko try anoda song lyk......... am a bad man..........nd i can summarize u in 1 word........puta

Posted: at 11-12-2009 03:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

number u no well, DIS IS DRESSURECTION OF WAKKO JACKO ND HE IS CUMMING UP WIT  beat it, beat it, beat it.......

Posted: at 11-12-2009 03:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

@Oyez, why u dont want Jacko 2 enjoy im sleep..he fit come pay u a visit

Posted: at 11-12-2009 03:42 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

tnx lol ..evry1's invited but u must pay cosultancy fee

Posted: at 11-12-2009 04:08 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

u never sabi read, wit all dese nite skul or worse u never sabi think?

Posted: at 11-12-2009 06:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

the babe dey put her mouth for motion before brain engage gear

Posted: at 11-12-2009 07:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac