Women are too complicated

Date: 12-12-2009 1:26 am (14 years ago) | Author: just2sexy
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- at 12-12-2009 01:26 AM (14 years ago)
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One day a man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out.
The genie said, "For your kindness I will grant you a wish, but only one."
The man thought for a minute and said, "I have always wanted to visit Hawaii but have never been able to because I'm afraid of flying and ships make me seasick. So I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii."
The genie thought for a minute and said, "No, I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved: the pilings needed to hold up the highway, how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. Think of all the pavement that would be needed. No, that is just too much to ask."
The man thought for a minute and then told the genie, "Well, there is one other thing that I have always wanted. I would like to be able to understand my girlfriend. What makes her laugh and cry, why is she temperamental, why is she so difficult to get along with? Basically, what makes her tick?"
The genie considered for a few minutes and said, "So, do you want two lanes or four?"








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Just2sexy


Posted: at 12-12-2009 01:26 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
- Bomber at 12-12-2009 01:39 AM (14 years ago)
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four

Posted: at 12-12-2009 01:39 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 12-12-2009 01:44 AM (14 years ago)
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ok i will start constructing

Posted: at 12-12-2009 01:44 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheenor at 12-12-2009 01:47 AM (14 years ago)
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i think datz better

Posted: at 12-12-2009 01:47 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Bomber at 12-12-2009 01:53 AM (14 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 12-12-2009 01:53 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- scorpionheart99 at 12-12-2009 02:25 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 12-12-2009 01:26 AM
One day a man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out.
The genie said, "For your kindness I will grant you a wish, but only one."
The man thought for a minute and said, "I have always wanted to visit Hawaii but have never been able to because I'm afraid of flying and ships make me seasick. So I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii."
The genie thought for a minute and said, "No, I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved: the pilings needed to hold up the highway, how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. Think of all the pavement that would be needed. No, that is just too much to ask."
The man thought for a minute and then told the genie, "Well, there is one other thing that I have always wanted. I would like to be able to understand my girlfriend. What makes her laugh and cry, why is she temperamental, why is she so difficult to get along with? Basically, what makes her tick?"
The genie considered for a few minutes and said, "So, do you want two lanes or four?"



hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..................
are we that really bad??? LOL.....
I'll spare you for this... Wink Wink Wink Wink....nice try.... hahah







Grin Grin Grin








Just2sexy

Posted: at 12-12-2009 02:25 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Bomber at 12-12-2009 02:30 AM (14 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 12-12-2009 02:30 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 12-12-2009 02:34 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: scorpionheart99 on 12-12-2009 02:25 AM
Quote from: just2sexy on 12-12-2009 01:26 AM
One day a man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out.
The genie said, "For your kindness I will grant you a wish, but only one."
The man thought for a minute and said, "I have always wanted to visit Hawaii but have never been able to because I'm afraid of flying and ships make me seasick. So I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii."
The genie thought for a minute and said, "No, I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved: the pilings needed to hold up the highway, how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. Think of all the pavement that would be needed. No, that is just too much to ask."
The man thought for a minute and then told the genie, "Well, there is one other thing that I have always wanted. I would like to be able to understand my girlfriend. What makes her laugh and cry, why is she temperamental, why is she so difficult to get along with? Basically, what makes her tick?"
The genie considered for a few minutes and said, "So, do you want two lanes or four?"



hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..................
are we that really bad??? LOL.....
I'll spare you for this... Wink Wink Wink Wink....nice try.... hahah







Grin Grin Grin








Just2sexy

Grin thanks

Posted: at 12-12-2009 02:34 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Bomber at 12-12-2009 02:38 AM (14 years ago)
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see teeth

Posted: at 12-12-2009 02:38 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- scorpionheart99 at 12-12-2009 02:39 AM (14 years ago)
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Huh?Huh?
for Huh?Huh? sparing you???...
LOL....mention not! Cool

Posted: at 12-12-2009 02:39 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Bomber at 12-12-2009 02:48 AM (14 years ago)
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ok

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- just2sexy at 12-12-2009 11:45 AM (14 years ago)
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Bomber this ur pix sef nah wah

Posted: at 12-12-2009 11:45 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- scorpionheart99 at 12-12-2009 12:48 PM (14 years ago)
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LOL...another joke j2S....hahahah

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- KleverC at 12-12-2009 12:57 PM (14 years ago)
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lol

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- just2sexy at 12-12-2009 01:05 PM (14 years ago)
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thanks

Posted: at 12-12-2009 01:05 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- KleverC at 12-12-2009 01:07 PM (14 years ago)
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ur welcum

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- federico at 12-12-2009 01:08 PM (14 years ago)
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this story have been told b4 modrator...nice one
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- coolguys235 at 12-12-2009 01:13 PM (14 years ago)
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mr genie make it eight lanes Grin Grin Grin

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- KleverC at 12-12-2009 01:18 PM (14 years ago)
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7 is a good number

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- just2sexy at 12-12-2009 01:21 PM (14 years ago)
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Cool how far?

Posted: at 12-12-2009 01:21 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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