me too.... 
I'd quot circumiret, circumveniat...U NEVER STOP LOVING SOMEONE, YOU JUST LEARN HOW TO LIVE W/O THEM! | Posted: at 16-12-2009 12:17 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "federico") federico at 16-12-2009 01:28 AM (14 years ago)  (m) dis guy wan drive person 4 work | Posted: at 16-12-2009 01:28 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "deguzman") deguzman at 16-12-2009 02:46 AM (14 years ago) (m) oh..men... evry1 gona die.. lol | Posted: at 16-12-2009 02:46 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "orezo") orezo at 17-12-2009 08:37 AM (14 years ago) (m) nice one!!! So if we no work, aw we go take chop??? | Posted: at 17-12-2009 08:37 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 17-12-2009 06:34 PM (14 years ago) (m) good joke here. but i don see am b4
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 17-12-2009 06:34 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "elusakin") elusakin at 18-12-2009 04:07 AM (14 years ago) (m) This is for me, I don't have 1 friend. | Posted: at 18-12-2009 04:07 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 18-12-2009 04:12 AM (14 years ago) (m) nice one!!! So if we no work, aw we go take chop???
u fit chop stone na
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza  | Posted: at 18-12-2009 04:12 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "brizio") brizio at 18-12-2009 05:42 AM (14 years ago) (m) The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
omo mehn this ur joke funny before but now i no know. I took ur advice and e don happen u no tell us say if we refuse WORK dem go pursue us from our JOB now my wife don leave follow the new guy wey dem employ Itmomoh..u gats do sumtin | Posted: at 18-12-2009 05:42 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "itmomoh") itmomoh at 18-12-2009 03:47 PM (14 years ago) (m) The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
omo mehn this ur joke funny before but now i no know. I took ur advice and e don happen u no tell us say if we refuse WORK dem go pursue us from our JOB now my wife don leave follow the new guy wey dem employ Itmomoh..u gats do sumtin bros sorry ooo, but com ooo u sure dat ur wife lik u b4 or na just d money she just lik, but u no say wen man no get money na dat time him true lov dey stay wit am. but dont worry sha, if by next week u nova still get babe or wife just let me kn, make i giv u my gramama still dey look 4 husband i sure she go lik u well well, i 4 say make i giv u my sistas but dem don marry finish or if u fit wait till 50years from now n anyone divorce her husband gen she go marry u. and if u no lik dat one wait till 7 year wen i go marry den born girl after then u go wait for lik 25year wen she go grow den u fit marry her den, dat's if u nova die ooo n make sure say u no go old again till she reach 25yrs, i hope say u go wait for her.  | Posted: at 18-12-2009 03:47 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "lyinka") lyinka at 18-12-2009 05:06 PM (14 years ago) (m) hmmm
GREATER IS HE IN ME THAN HE IN THE WORLD | Posted: at 18-12-2009 05:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "add12") add12 at 18-12-2009 06:31 PM (14 years ago) (m) The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
omo mehn this ur joke funny before but now i no know. I took ur advice and e don happen u no tell us say if we refuse WORK dem go pursue us from our JOB now my wife don leave follow the new guy wey dem employ Itmomoh..u gats do sumtin bros sorry ooo, but com ooo u sure dat ur wife lik u b4 or na just d money she just lik, but u no say wen man no get money na dat time him true lov dey stay wit am. but dont worry sha, if by next week u nova still get babe or wife just let me kn, make i giv u my gramama still dey look 4 husband i sure she go lik u well well, i 4 say make i giv u my sistas but dem don marry finish or if u fit wait till 50years from now n anyone divorce her husband gen she go marry u. and if u no lik dat one wait till 7 year wen i go marry den born girl after then u go wait for lik 25year wen she go grow den u fit marry her den, dat's if u nova die ooo n make sure say u no go old again till she reach 25yrs, i hope say u go wait for her. The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
omo mehn this ur joke funny before but now i no know. I took ur advice and e don happen u no tell us say if we refuse WORK dem go pursue us from our JOB now my wife don leave follow the new guy wey dem employ Itmomoh..u gats do sumtin tooo bad  | Posted: at 18-12-2009 06:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Sheenor") Sheenor at 19-12-2009 09:12 AM (14 years ago) (m) gud bro!
I hav jst 3 things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are yourgreatest treasure | Posted: at 19-12-2009 09:12 AM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "federico") federico at 19-12-2009 01:24 PM (14 years ago) (m) ok i see | Posted: at 19-12-2009 01:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "deguzman") deguzman at 22-12-2009 07:25 AM (14 years ago) (m) doctor | Posted: at 22-12-2009 07:25 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "vbyz299") vbyz299 at 22-12-2009 07:51 AM (14 years ago) (m) Just coughing | Posted: at 22-12-2009 07:51 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "deguzman") deguzman at 22-12-2009 07:56 AM (14 years ago) (m) Just coughing
u inform d doctor | Posted: at 22-12-2009 07:56 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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I hope the antidote for WORK can cure that of L_A_B_O_U_R, if you find out the meaning? | Posted: at 22-12-2009 08:35 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "add12") add12 at 22-12-2009 10:03 AM (14 years ago) (m) anthony find it nah | Posted: at 22-12-2009 10:03 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 22-12-2009 10:11 AM (14 years ago) (m) The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
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![-]( "MrDon") MrDon at 22-12-2009 11:49 AM (14 years ago) (m) good one | Posted: at 22-12-2009 11:49 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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