Assertive Naija Woman

At the 1997 World Women's Conference the first speaker, from England, stood up:

"At last year's conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands.

Well, after the conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself.

After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb." The crowd cheered.

The second speaker, from America, stood up:

"After last year's conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself.

After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had done not only his own washing but my washing as well." The crowd cheered.

The third speaker, from Nigeria, stood up:

"After last year conference I go house and tell my husband that I no go do im cooking, cleaning or go market for am again, and dat he go dey do am imsef.

After the first day i no see anytin, the second day sef, I see notin. But after the third day, as the swelling begin go down, I start to see small small from my left eye.

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Posted: at 2-09-2007 11:15 PM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac

thats funny, but a black eye for asking for asking for a lil help around the house?? we can't do all now..

Posted: at 3-09-2007 03:18 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

yeah yeah....nigerians guys....they are not romantic as to help around with the chores......but funny though...

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Posted: at 3-09-2007 07:46 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

ah na joke naa...!!!!

Posted: at 4-09-2007 03:45 AM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Naija women, make you no try that assertive business, he no go work.

Before you go him house, he dey cook. Sometimes he go buy take-away or eat for restaurant.
Now since you come, you take over kitchen.. viam!
Dey make him dependent say you go cook for am for life.
You go iron him cloths, sweep him house. Even self na feed you dey feed am, dey do everything say you be super woman.
The guy go look, no need to get another girl, or even house help, this is the life.
Years after, when e dey useless, no fit understand how food go reach table from market, you go come come with yanga!!

ffeeeyy878009....ijid, dey talk say I dey assertive, am not your slave.
Biko, finis anytin u started.

oops......guys I dey wrong?

Posted: at 9-09-2007 03:45 PM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac

she tried it wit a typical bush man

Posted: at 28-12-2007 03:00 PM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac

not trying dat wit a man with little dick

Posted: at 28-12-2007 05:24 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

what can left eye see that the right eyes cant reach. Lol

Posted: at 14-03-2009 09:09 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hehehehheheheehh;d woman got her eye busted is'nt,dat was funny!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: at 14-03-2009 11:33 PM (16 years ago) | Hero

lol,na u pass am boil 4 eye ni ,my own is she got a bust on her eye and dats ....

Posted: at 15-03-2009 12:10 AM (16 years ago) | Hero