Marriage Agreements

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."

Posted: at 17-12-2009 03:57 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

posted b4

---

Posted: at 17-12-2009 04:39 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

yes

---

Posted: at 17-12-2009 04:55 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

u dey craze. me wey my momsi still dey give Bosom .. . Nah my neigbor pikin

---

Posted: at 17-12-2009 05:09 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

wetin u smoke 2day? cos e be like say ur eye don scatter

---

Posted: at 17-12-2009 05:29 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

ok wetin u smoke b4 u leave that side

---

Posted: at 17-12-2009 05:39 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

sugarcane wey dey comot salt

---

Posted: at 17-12-2009 05:53 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

i see

---

Posted: at 17-12-2009 06:10 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

see just1sexy, just2sexy pikin.......
no comment on th joke, posted b6

Posted: at 17-12-2009 10:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

how nah true i talk nah. i neva reach to give woman belle

---

Posted: at 18-12-2009 02:19 AM (15 years ago) | Hero