wise decision

Date: 11-08-2015 4:13 pm (8 years ago) | Author: victor
- at 11-08-2015 04:13 PM (8 years ago)
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A man returns from Liberia and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital for a barrage of tests.
The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and the phone at his bedside rings. "This is your doctor. We've had the results back from your tests and we've found you have an extremely deadly virus, which is very contagious."
"Oh my gosh," cried the man. "What are you going to do, doctor?"
"Well we're going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and pita bread."
"Will that cure me?" asked the patient.
The doctor replied, "Well no, but it's the only food we can get under the door."

Posted: at 11-08-2015 04:13 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
- franel at 11-08-2015 04:30 PM (8 years ago)
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Cool! Longest time my G
Posted: at 11-08-2015 04:30 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 11-08-2015 08:12 PM (8 years ago)
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hmmm!
Posted: at 11-08-2015 08:12 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- dickieponga at 11-08-2015 10:59 PM (8 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 11-08-2015 10:59 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 12-08-2015 07:34 AM (8 years ago)
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I just dey wonder
Posted: at 12-08-2015 07:34 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 12-08-2015 05:20 PM (8 years ago)
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na joke be that?
Posted: at 12-08-2015 05:20 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 13-08-2015 04:35 AM (8 years ago)
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if u ask me na who I go ask
Posted: at 13-08-2015 04:35 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 13-08-2015 07:59 AM (8 years ago)
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ask me
Posted: at 13-08-2015 07:59 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 13-08-2015 08:15 PM (8 years ago)
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na joke be that?
Posted: at 13-08-2015 08:15 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- dickieponga at 13-08-2015 11:04 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: franel on 13-08-2015 07:59 AM
ask me
U no no joke even if dat joke slap u for face...
Ask u wat...?
Posted: at 13-08-2015 11:04 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 13-08-2015 11:14 PM (8 years ago)
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Oga teaher, please abeg do not vex lecture me o.. Na-U-Talkam say "nice one."
Posted: at 13-08-2015 11:14 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 13-08-2015 11:16 PM (8 years ago)
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@Jossy, BRB!
Posted: at 13-08-2015 11:16 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 14-08-2015 10:53 AM (8 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 14-08-2015 10:53 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 15-08-2015 11:32 AM (8 years ago)
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hmmm!
Posted: at 15-08-2015 11:32 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 23-08-2015 12:56 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: franel on 15-08-2015 11:32 AM
hmmm!
Posted: at 23-08-2015 12:56 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- charisVEC at 3-03-2016 10:34 PM (8 years ago)
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Lols...issokay
Posted: at 3-03-2016 10:34 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 4-03-2016 12:37 PM (8 years ago)
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yeye dey smell
Posted: at 4-03-2016 12:37 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Novic at 4-03-2016 04:01 PM (8 years ago)
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Very funny, i just they imagine.
Posted: at 4-03-2016 04:01 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 11-03-2016 02:02 PM (8 years ago)
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 I dey cumbck
Posted: at 11-03-2016 02:02 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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